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I'm not generally in favour of drive-by shootings. For Z, though, I'll make an exception. He's such a tool. Calm the fuck down, man.

"Right, we're ditching Pilates, whatever the hell that is, and will instead be offering a good rub down with a Sports Argus" #TheArchers

Drop The Yoghurt Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · March 15 · 1h 3m

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Episode #266: Drop the Yoghurt

George gets it out, Brian wades in and Chris backs off.

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Episode #266: Drop the Yoghurt

George gets it out, Brian wades in and Chris backs off.

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Episode #266: Drop the Yoghurt

George gets it out, Brian wades in and Chris backs off.

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I didn't get him for a long time - weird, really, because he and I are very alike in some ways - but now that I do he's become one of my very favourites. You always know where you are with Jakob. #TheArchers

If they can get Aggers, I'm all in. Otherwise, knock it off. 😉 #TheArchers

I'm not sure you should be Slackboxing on main, old son. 😂

This week has been utter pish. Silly people being ridiculous from start to finish. Who'd have thought that the Blue Lights shite would end up being the highlight? #TheArchers

I really thought we were done with cricket. I could cry. #TheArchers

I don't mind Krusty. She was great in "It Takes Two". #TheArchers

I wish I looked like that. Or is that Febreze? #TheArchers

You know who works in The Hague? 👀

@tonkerthomas.bsky.social

Hmm. I've never seen me and Eric in the same room. Perhaps I'm him? #TheArchers

@tonkerthomas.bsky.social there’s no choice you need to move to Ambridge and share the joy of spreadsheets #TheArchers @keridavies.bsky.social get people to talk to people don’t you think Paul could enjoy a good farm accountant?

Helen discovers she has some Scots in her. Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · 1 March · 1h 13m

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Episode #264: Helen discovers she has some Scots in her.

Brian plays Cilla Black, and Helen plays away from home.

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 on X: "now THIS is just disgusting😭 https://t.co/3NnQmuXpjl" / X now THIS is just disgusting😭 https://t.co/3NnQmuXpjl

Just played this to @tonkerthomas.bsky.social x.com/beyoncegarde... who watched with dropped jaw until the “church congregation” bit and then said gravely “why would you do that to god-fearing people?”

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Episode #263: Zach and his big stirry spoon

Zach arrives, Josh departs and Akram doesn’t know a tulip from a turnip

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Oh spreadsheets are very style and VERY sex... is what Febreze would say if he were being held hostage and wanted to alert people #TheArchers #FebrezeOfFelpersham

TONY LEVEL PEGGING? Good grief. #TheArchers

In Warrington. Every second lamp post has a tatty St. George's or Union flag flying at half-mast on it. Regardless of the intentions behind it, it just looks shit.

My favourite bit is when you tweak the shuffle by moving songs up the list, so it plays the first one and then just skips the next two. Brilliant. How hard can it be?

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Episode #262: Just One More Thing

George becomes Columbo, Brian becomes Brando, and Ruth and David remain wacko.

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Thanks for tip @tonkerthomas.bsky.social now have sounds as you said if I drive up to the north every 30 days or so it works 😁 @fintantwrong.bsky.social schedule a lunch early March?

Rewilding's Tribute to Spinal Tap Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · 01/02/2026 · 1h 15m

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Episode #260: Rewilding's tribute to Spinal Tap

This week, George’s cheered up, Justin’s messed up and Ben’s been shown up.

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Maternal maelstrom: BBC The Archers fan podcast Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · 01/25/2026 · 1h 24m

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Episode #259: Maternal maelstrom

This week, Brad needs space, Emma needs Valium and Chelsea needs an award. More #Spurtle chat and Jeff comes over all Scottish. Jings!

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Episode #259: Maternal maelstrom

This week, Brad needs space, Emma needs Valium and Chelsea needs an award. More #Spurtle chat and Jeff comes over all Scottish. Jings!

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