Klunker in name only. That’s a beaut!

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

evergreen tweet

There are people who think that?!?!

* RFK Jr’s ears perk up *

I love this photo of astronaut Christina Koch looking back at Earth from Artemis II.

She's the first woman to see the full sphere of our beautiful planet.

Welcome home to the crew, and thank you for reminding us of all we can discover together.

How to usher in an era of abundant donuts What would you say to someone who proclaims, "I want to be a donut maker", but has never actually made a single donut in their life?

This week’s newsletter is about making donuts. Except you know it’s about more than that. I do this to you every week. buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...

and you may ask yourself, how did I get here?

man standing up in town hall painting

i think it’s good that Al Franken was forced to resign

Hey @boiler40.bsky.social you wanna reintroduce this Messerschmitt to the American street? Seems a car built for our economic times.

Eudora was really nice, wasn’t it??

Don’t encourage them Joshua

Please, pastor, this is a family channel 😉

The Eudora WinFac reference is oddly specific.
Care to elaborate?

We could do this with voter registration, but too many people are committed to voter disenfranchisement.

Come on then, and remove him.

"what do you want them to do?"

Of The Empire We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness. - Mary Oliver

God this poem is haunting me again.

Trump tonight: no one else but me had the courage to nuke anyone since Hairy Trueman, who said he was a DEMOCRAT but showed the Japanese who was boss just like I did in Iran!!!!

Democrats tonight: this outrageous escalation will do nothing to help hard working Americans put gas in their cars

Probably ok to get distracted today

hey have you checked the news today

what the fuck are we doing here

You're not prepared for the last joke

The plan lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her.

I never read Bret Stephens, as a precaution

say “impeach” challenge

but not like that