happy t*esday to all the exhausted motherfuckers who celebrate

Same. I've been doing..... Not great 😭 💀 the horrors are t h i c k these days

I LOVE OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SO MUCH 😭

Sapphires Ed wears these pants to work

I miss the gay pirates

Are any of you little gay people in my phone at pax East this weekend

2031. ofmd s3 in production. s2 jenkins cut 10 episodes. 2nd anniversary of the tragic and fatal davis zaslav penis explosion incident. dvds w deleted scenes and bloopers bc cloud storage collapsed. chatgpt has just been elected governer of iowa but we're trying not to think about that right now

Running around the flat screaming "you're a slave to your desires! Weak! Pathetic!" @ my cats who won't stop following me cause I'm holding a bag of treats.

view from behind/to the side looking at the legendary blackbeard aka ed teach smoking a long pipe and blowing smoke rings, but positioned so his face isn't really visible, he's thinking about the fancyman who bested izzy at swordplay (our flag means death s1e3)

ed teach next to stede's bed smoking a small pipe while gazing at his future husband (our flag means death s1e4)

ed teach sitting on the deck of the revenge lighting a very long pipe, stede is sitting just above him looking down, stede's calves are sinfully striking which is prob why ed is looking away (our flag means death s1e6)

ed teach having a violent coughing fit over that super smooth joint he took a hit off right before he starts reminiscing about stede (our flag means death s2e4)

*-takes hit-* stede fuckin bonnet amirite

Literallyyyyy I didn't ask for this and yet here I am!!!!

a digital drawing of stede from our flag means death. he is standing with his hands on his hips and looking to the side. he’s wearing a white ruffle shirt, teal breeches, white stockings, and a long golden robe with a faint flower pattern on it

this is a battle jacket stan account

#ofmd #ofmdfanart

PLEASE

a digital drawing of ed and stede from our flag means death. they are both wearing matching western inspired outfits with flower details. stede’s is teal with gold fringe on the front and sleeves and ed’s is purple. they are walking together. stede has his arm wrapped around ed and the other on his own hip

co-cowboys 🦄✨

#ofmd #ofmdfanart

Digital illustration in color, Ed and Stede sharing a midnight New Year’s kiss. Ed’s left arm is wrapped around Stede’s shoulders, pulling Stede in, upper body turned to face him. Stede’s left hand grips his left knee, while his right hand is resting on his right knee, turned palm-up, and Ed is gently brushing Stede’s fingers with his own. A soft explosion of aqua and magenta is in the background behind them, brightest where their lips meet.

Happy New Year 💋🍾🎇
from Ed, Stede, me, and @fakegeekboy.bsky.social 💜

enjoy a sweet New Years Eve meet-cute with ✨No Delays✨
🔗⬇️

people forget that at his core stede is a cunty little bitch

an innkeeper making sure everything's in order for the wedding banquet at his inn
@david-jenkins.bsky.social

💖 #ofmd

Weyoun, reading the preceding tweets:

Captain Downbadbeard 🏴‍☠️

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

😡they're the furthest thing from my mind 😡 that's why i've got the telescope 😡

It's finally here!!! Pls consider donating to WCK if you can! I live in WNC and they have been so incredible and kind and helpful while we recover from hurricane helene. I cannot praise them enough. They are an incredible organization and just so caring. Everyone deserves hot, nutritious food. 💖

I saved this from the heIIscape because it was so cute. But I can’t remember who made it.

the cunty little way rhys crosses his legs send skeet

It was so lovely to meet you! Your bracelet was my favorite I got! So cute and comfy 😊

GCC was so lovely! I'm so grateful to have gotten to go. Sorry to everyone I missed, I have been very overwhelmed lately, but I was such a bright spot in a hard year being in community with y'all. 💖

And if I got back into this fandom more what then hm? What then?

Pink-toned picture of Ed and Stede. Ed is sitting on a sofa, wrapped in a blanket and holding a steaming mug. He has a box of tissues and his hair is up in a messy bun. Stede is leaning over the back of the sofa and giving him a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Ed is smiling.

Babe,
I got you babe,
I got you babe 💕

A sick day isn’t quite so bad when Ed has a boyfriend to take care of him 💕
#ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeath

this is for a show that’s been cancelled for a year by the way

Has anyone found my jacket? I left it at either slammers or the drag show Friday night. It’s Rei and I just got it 😭