the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

GOT DANG

Summit League Baseball Reached an Epic Peak Over the Weekend Sometimes an epic win is not an EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!

Even if you already heard about the 21-inning game between Northern Colorado and St. Thomas over the weekend, I promise the headlines did not fully capture the true weirdness of this game.

The chunky ass Newton phone in FAM with 10 days battery life

I am here for Combat Ribbon Dancing

Ready for another season of History’s Greatest Monster Sam Reich.

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*nervous laughter as Brody describes getting on the PIF's shit list while outside of the country*

*OH
*WELL I FEEL LIKE A DUMMY FOR NOT READING THAT

Not related to anything else, is the reason I see so many news update posts in this kind of format because folks are just straight up copy/pasting right out of a Bloomberg console?

THEY SURE DO

youtu.be/8sS-WmX-KD8?...

I'm starting to think the Pels didn't tank this year because there was no one in the front office to tell them to do so.

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

Damn. When Coach O ripped his shirt off, we wrote a song about it.

TULANE BALL SECURITY LOCK IT Lock the Elbow RUB IT Rub the Nipple CHIN IT Típ to Chin CLAMP IT Clamp the Wrist ST

Good Night y’all.
Always remember ball security.

There would be a ton of blowback about this....if college baseball had anywhere near the national profile hoops or football had. There just arent enough people to care, and if a small school makes some static about it, that's just a quick way to make future scheduling trouble for yourself.

It’s been a worrying trend in college baseball the last few years of teams finding (or just making up) reasons to cancel a midweek game or two if playing hit causes an RPI hit. I don’t have the numbers, but replacing a home game with a road makes this pretty obvious.

I see no reason why it shouldn’t be. The Hitman people have a great track record and thanks to the Bond ownership mess have basically been left alone for its entire development.

Very much fits that specific “This is a ballad for a Bond movie” genre

I kinda like how the folks at IO Interactive decided “Well, thanks to a legal mess our game is going to be the highest profile Bond thing for a decade, might as well go for it”

youtu.be/jaDZZO4FQ38?...

DS9 has entire separate episodes dedicated to Sisko playing baseball and the 24th century equivalent of building a Model A hot rod in the garage, despite being in the middle of an interstellar war.

It’s by far the best Star Trek show.

no context needed 🧹

Mars Governor: “Do you remember that party at Star City™️?”

Governor’s Wife, obvious double agent: “Yes, I remember that party at Star City™️”

Both turn to camera, banner unfurls: “Star City™️ premiering on AppleTV on May 29”

a woman in a pink dress is standing in a doorway . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing in a doorway .

FAM S5E4

Me: With Ed gone, there’s a big hole of terrible decision making to fill.

The Ghost of Danny Stevens:

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

It says something about how far I’ve fallen off fed wrestling that even though I could probably find a pirate feed of Mainia pretty easily, I ain’t even bothering.

a man in a suit is standing in a cage with bubbles falling around him . ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a cage with bubbles falling around him .

*sigh*

*skipping*