¡No es bueno!

If this is going to be a repeat of that stupid Las Vegas series where the Kings got swept and lost every game by one goal…

Sidebar: I’ve told many people that I didn’t care that the Kings were almost assuredly going to be crushed into a tiny cube by the Avalanche, because ANZE got 4 more games, including a couple home games. But now that they have kept it close both of these games, it is actually agonizing!

Guy with diamond encrusted Lakers logo necklace shaking said necklace and excitedly loud whispering “LAKERS” dot gif

Marcus Smart! (Appreciative!!!)

~shakes head but starts pondering ~

They WOULD do a good job of strengthening your kick

Alperen Şengün hoops like a Family Reunion Uncle jfc

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

what's a farmer's #1 way to get a lady's attention

a tractor

Damn, absolutely nothing about this Trail Blazers season has been normal. May it only continue to get ever weirder

-signed, bemused Lakers fans

This is a playoffs run the equivalent of found money, where the head coach got arrested the morning after the first game and the season got weirder from there. There might be higher expectations in the future, now I’m happy we might be b-roll in the eventual Wemby documentary.

Trail Blazers fans are already justifiably upset with me, but I'm just talking as a general basketball consumer.

I don't want to see Jerami Grant on a basketball court. I want to see him on a runway, modeling, as God intended for him.

I want to see the face of the NBA Victor Wembanyama.

That Wired article about surveillance at MSG is deeply disturbing. The billionaire class building their own mini-Gestapos utilizing defense agency technology to ~checks notes~ hassle whoever they want for whatever reason.

Some people were destined to be a Shakespearen actor while others, exactly one, was destined to be a i want checkpoints in a 15 mile radius and a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area actor

And true evil disappeared within a CLOUD OF MINOR CHOOOOOOORDS!!

AHAHAHA

HAAAAHAHA

-coughs-

Happy 4/20 everyone!*

*It’s raining outside

And I’m perfectly fine with extra words.

The second you kill your wife, you’re no longer a husband.

You’re her killer. That’s a more consequential, irrevocable status than “husband”.

Y'all are gonna lose your minds when you hear about horses.

Ouch (via Ligue 1)

Please boost for me

Thank you

Unfortunately reposts and likes and boosts aren’t doing anything right now and haven’t been all week

but if you keep boosting I’m sure someone who can help will see

i am a devil! i am a saint! i am a man! i am a ghost! i am a lover! i am a hater!

Damn he just like me fr fr

How I defeated Fascism With the Power of Love

Chapter 1: The Power of Love
The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: Break out the pocket squares

OMG THAT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND ALSO SPORTSTACULAR! CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH!

yes, yes we are winning

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Homer Simpson Small Glasses Gender Meme.

Please, take me back.

mama said *knock you out

+ask

On the workout regiment my wife created for us, each of the exercises are done in 3 sets of 12. So I’d say it’s okay