You be shitting with an ass like that?
Posts by Oscar
AHHHHHHHHHH EXISTENCE IS PAIN AHHHHHH
^^^^ bluesky you heard what to do
this post is heat. can we get this viral??
Iโm getting fucking slutty (once again)
Iโm getting down and dirty
Sigh I lied I canโt leave twitter Iโm on shared custody right now
They done let me out my cage this morning
With love
LMFAO yes
Right???
beef strokin off for dinner tonite ๐
staring at my monitor after losing 10 straight games back to back in fortnite
Iโm manifesting you finding your lover u will do it
Seems about right, itโll be spring time by then ๐
Itโs a lot closer than you think
If I still drank you wouldnโt have to tell me twice
I shit so hard I summoned Thee Poopman. How about that.
Donโt pray for me. Pray for my plumber
This espresso shot got me butt ass naked on the toilet with my toes curling
Mentally unstable unhinged off the walls bonkers completely berserk couple loose screws infinite chaos
I got banished from my local karaoke bar and I keep trying to tell them that Iโm 25 now and wiser please let me back in
Heck yeah!!! Mine comes in on Monday
HIIIIIIII
okay but when will MY skies be blue?
I dream about you every day
Haha, I climb power poles which is why I hate the snow. It is quite rewarding at the end of the day, no doubt. Landscape looks quite pretty all the way high up there.
Behold, a creation beyond Godโs intentions