ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason
I can't think of a single food, traditional to my region (London) I think is disgusting. Albeit I have never been to pie and mash shop but I have had jellied eels and I kinda like them.
Hahaha maybe I should just say food on all of them. And give a more detail description if someone asks what it is.
Right? I don't want to be an asshole that doesnt put alt text.
Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 42 and post the second sentence:
"Bacon comes from the body of the pig, and gammon comes from the hind legs."
The Cookery Year
Reader's Digest
I have so many food photos I want to post but I can't be arsed to describe them because I dont have the spoons right now. I feel like just posting them all without explanation. Fuck it.
Spoony Bard sounds like a DJ name.
Nope.
But you're tall, how can someone miss you 😆
I'm 4ft11 and I am practically invisible.
She needs a padded room and a straight jacket.
Tbh I'd rather have that odious lot in front of me where I can see them.
Either he's about to keel over or he was a pug in his previous life.
Although I am quite short so it may be more like a roundhouse kick.
I quite fancy my foot to face with Kathleen Stock.
Hope so.
Actually southwark but I've apparently forgotten where I live 😆
Labour have been shite, I've no idea why people would vote for them here.
Nice to see my area looking green.
He was a great footballer but he's also a massive tit.
This is horrible. All of it is horrible.
This is mental.
I had the album when I was a teen.
Ffs not Prince too 😭
I agree on the layered splat though.
