Went to a soirée today and didn’t realize it was a weed drink expo got higher than gas prices

Really says a lot about society that we cured bacon before we cured cancer smdh

Really says a lot about society that we cured bacon before we cured cancer smdh

Has anyone ever uploaded the spinning helicopter lady on Bluesky before? Just in case

Has anyone ever uploaded the spinning helicopter lady on Bluesky before? Just in case

I’m just trying to be the main character I don’t really care

I dunno what that means

I know. Pretty sure they were just playing The Zombies stuff though. Different kind of deception and no robots were involved.

Any band or artist that uses the same online tactics as the IDF can go fuck themselves. ZZ Top would never.

Pretty hilarious Trump started a beef with the one head of state closely associated with the most organized pedophile ring of all time and can’t really attack him for it on account of…ya know…

elizabethrosehalligan • 11h So I'm not trying to knock the gesture here, l get the sentiment. I feel for the astronaut who lost his wife as it was devastating to lose my father-in-law, who | loved very much, to glioblastoma suddenly in 2023. But 4 astronauts deciding to name a spot on THE FUCKING MOON after ONE GUY'S WIFE while the other 8 BILLION of us down here have no input on NAMING SHIT ON THE FUCKING MOON still feels like colonizer behavior to me. I don't care if one of them was a black dude. • 260 Q2.3K G43 218

Imagining the next astronaut to walk on the moon doing a land acknowledgment

Pretty hilarious Trump started a beef with the one head of state closely associated with the most organized pedophile ring of all time and can’t really attack him for it on account of…ya know…

https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2150365009018880666

Never used ChatGPT before so asked it the first question I thought of and I’m supposed to trust this thing?

elizabethrosehalligan • 11h So I'm not trying to knock the gesture here, l get the sentiment. I feel for the astronaut who lost his wife as it was devastating to lose my father-in-law, who | loved very much, to glioblastoma suddenly in 2023. But 4 astronauts deciding to name a spot on THE FUCKING MOON after ONE GUY'S WIFE while the other 8 BILLION of us down here have no input on NAMING SHIT ON THE FUCKING MOON still feels like colonizer behavior to me. I don't care if one of them was a black dude. • 260 Q2.3K G43 218

Imagining the next astronaut to walk on the moon doing a land acknowledgment

https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2150365009018880666

Never used ChatGPT before so asked it the first question I thought of and I’m supposed to trust this thing?

Me, drunk after lunch, accidentally becoming a labor revolutionary to terminally online leftists:

Forklift cages are built for that. He was fine.

'Trapped by cheese' worker freed after warehouse collapse A worker trapped by a

Its not AI www.bbc.com/news/uk-engl...

Me, drunk after lunch, accidentally becoming a labor revolutionary to terminally online leftists:

Donald Trump as Jesus healing a sick man in bed. Behind him is the American flag. Surrounded by him are soldiers and nurses.

Trump just posted this of him as Jesus. Straight up heresy.

Growing up as a goth kid in a family with a husky has to be hard

I had no idea Ryan was gonna be a Dad congrats

Why are they called cannibals and not humanitarians

The sweetest queer Hispanic guy with hair like Sarah Sherman and a shirt like she’d wear just assisted me in purchasing a new washing machine at Lowe’s and it was one of the most pleasant and helpful customer service experiences I’ve ever had. We really are living in the future.

Why are they called cannibals and not humanitarians

Model trains will always be niche

Local Man Remains Celibate, Claims He’s “Too Good At Sex”

How One Virginia County Turned Data Center Money into Affordable Housing Many data centers are abhorred by nearby communities. But county leaders in Henrico are trying to turn them into a communal good.

my local gov halted new data center development and is pouring the net revenue from existing sites into affordable housing. this has been a far more productive use of the revenue than other localities, which have largely used to it cut property taxes (in a state with fairly lower property taxes)

Claude this, Claude that, what if I Claude your fucking eyes out stop talking to me

If something bad happens tonight it ain’t just on Trump. It’s on every single person that obeys a command and follows an order.