in a noir universe, it's time for the hill country blues festival. fang and lucius are cowardly, and ed and stede are lush. spanish jackie is feeding the deer and is fuzzy.

in a dungeon universe, pete's fantasy blackbeard is running out of time. auntie and wee john are very sleepy, and ed and stede are canadian. jim is trying to log into an account but failing the captcha, and the vibe is funky.

in an elementary school teacher au titled "to love somebody", archie and oluwande are dealing with a massive issue while stede realizes he's digging for treasure.

the story is from time-traveling ed's pov in a canadian universe. ed and stede are desperately wanting to not have to see what's in front of them with frenchie. ed's hiding who he is, and everyone is absent. it's early morning.

the story is from swede's pov in an assassin's creed universe. ed and stede are about to jump out of a plane with pete. transformation is in the air, and everyone is panicky. it's later than they thought. the fic is called "it feels easy ".

it's july and ed is watching whose line is it anyway with doug when a enthusiastic skater spanish jackie and calico jack show up. of course, that's when trivia night is heating up. the title is "kill of the night".

in a chinchilla breeding au titled "can you keep a secret?", izzy and frenchie are churning butter while stede realizes he's laying an egg.

it's july in an auntie's birthday au, and the vibe is clean. a polite ed and a full stede are reintroduced at the local pride parade. there's been a murder. jim and oluwande is there, waiting for their turn.

welcome to the crafter world, where ed is very flexible. when he finds himself really into batman, it's only the short stranger who can keep disaster from happening. geraldo and time-traveling stede are there, too, reading a novel.

it's fashion week in a couples therapy au, and unexpectedly the mood is so-so. stede and a greek god-esque ed team up in the middle of the street. they have to solve a problem, which is mean. lucius and jim are there, sipping a dunkin' coolatta. the title is "serotonin".

Fang and Auntie both booked adjacent wedding venues and got jilted at the last second. They bond over their shared misfortune and decide to simply combine their already-planned weddings and marry each other with DOUBLE CAKE.
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in a fic called "i'm a terrible pirate.", ed and stede are discovering new things about themself with karl the seagull. it's a house md au, guest starring oluwande and frenchie.

it's been thirty five years since stede left but now oluwande and ed are covered in bees. when ed and stede are interviewing fang, izzy must marry someone or the deal's off. it's a marathon au.

the story is from the whole polycule's pov in a hobby horse racing universe. ed and stede are trying to serve them a lawsuit with olivia the seagull. they run out of queue on their tumblr, and everyone is soccer playing. it's morning.

it's the first day of spring and stede is watching teen wolf with oluwande when a maniacal pete and lucius show up. of course, that's when the moon disappears. the title is "fսck off".

in a ghost universe, the elevator has stopped between floors. zheng and oluwande are righteous, and ed and stede are jagged. geraldo is writing an article and is messy.

it's about two in the morning in a someone else's wedding au, and unexpectedly the mood is noxious. stede and a wet ed immediately click over sushi. they're keeping each other entertained and they are sort of wet. meanwhile frenchie and oluwande are busy with having a rough one.

at the san diego rec center, it's time for the texas blues festival. ed and stede are temporarily broke with a grumpy izzy. it's breakfast time. the story is called "i love you so" and it's rated mature. it's a an op ed au.

in a fic called "love of my life", ed and stede are getting wet with pete. it's a ted lasso au, guest starring calico jack and olivia the seagull.

in a hannah montana au, stede is on his way back from the contemporary art museum with oluwande. the whole thing is mismatched when ed and stede team up. it's the first bloom of spring and the fbi show up.

in a camping universe, the pining is getting out of control. ed and stede are both gooey. ivan is sipping a dunkin' coolatta, which is angry. The title of the fic is "heaven help me" and it's rated r.

it's been two years since the end of the semester but now jackie and the swede and stede are watching a movie. when ed and stede head to the tentacle museum, the pining is getting out of control. it's a scandanavian au.

in a hawaiian au titled "let the mystery be", roach and mary read are trying to turn off the hose while stede realizes he's being chased by kiwis (the birds).

the story is from archie's pov in a plumber universe. ed and stede are trying to fix a hole in their pants with wee john. stede's ready to tell him everything, and everyone is proud. it's a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. the fic is called "into the storm".

in a fiber arts universe, something's gone terribly wrong with stede's divorce. ivan and mirror universe stede are torpid, and ed and stede are swedish. mary allamby is having a rough one and is magical.

in a porn universe, stede has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. wee john and hellkat maggie are anxious, and ed and stede are elderly. frenchie is committing a felony, and the vibe is musical.

it's archie's birthday in a wizard tower au, and a badminton and stede are sipping a dunkin' coolatta. The vibe is sleepy, and it's been six in the damn morning since the last time. it's called "outsource the big job" and is dehydrated.

in a customer service universe, there's only one bed. ed and stede are both famous. frenchie is disapproving, which is ridiculous. The title of the fic is "a pearl" and it's rated mature.

in a fish au, stede and a gooey ed are working on reading about rpf with steak knife. The title of the fic is "norwegian wood (this bird has flown)" and it's rated nc-17.

in a roofer universe, there's only one bed. spanish jackie and fang are nerdy, and ed and stede are suddenly the size of a skyscraper. roach is turning up the volume on the radio, and the vibe is intense.