Norway (kind of): "We will sell you heroin and use the profits to buy our citizens happiness."

an all-timer for the blooper reels

8.33% of the managers at the 2026 World Cup have been sacked by Chelsea

The JP for some reason still did the “if anyone present knows any reason why these two should not be wedded” etc ceremony bit; Veronica playfully looked over at me with an expression like “Well?” and I acquiescently did the “my lips are sealed” gesture and winked at her and she laughed out loud

Not as a senator.

'Halve sex' would work better... seeing how there are (usually) two participants.

sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

chirpradio.org

lol... Rice ahead of USC.

Anytime I go into an Apple Store I make a point to tell staff "Make another standalone iPod please," and the reply is almost always, "We get that all the time."

What a beautiful image! Solar was the number one new ENERGY and Electricity source on earth.

pv-magazine-usa.com/2026/04/20/s...

As someone who had to see years worth of people linking to that sincearsenallastwonatrophy timer site, yes, I find this hysterical.

eventually he was executed

Was gonna say, 'Not a good look for the 'horns here,' but honestly Greg Abbott is probably thrilled to see it.

The internet has generally been a huge fucking waste of time for me, but one of the few usefule things I've learned is: do not under any circumstances cut down a tree on someone else's property.

Thanks for the reminder to go search for (and follow) @jtkantor.bsky.social on bsky dot app.

I found that page last week when a woman I know here in Chicago said that the mother of one her daughter's friends dated the Pope before he took a vow of celibacy and I wanted to see if the internet knew this.

I.O.U. - our feelings are so in alignment that you will put them in a contract.

Why didn't you respond until now?

Most Boomer financial advice hinges on what to do with excess income and most Millennial financial advice is how to not die in the richest country on Earth

I would find it gratifying if people stopped thinking of the biggest asshole they ever worked for as the type of person who should be elected to public office.

Well his running mate for one.

Fun tidbit... Liddy is the 'Daddy Gee' in Steely Dan's 'My Old School.' He was the DA of Dutchess County when Donald Fagen got picked up in a small time drug bust—the events around which the song is based—while he was at Bard College.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

Can give Sortor the benefit of the doubt because I don't think the president understands anything more complicated than a first grade math test.

Hold on, let's hear her out...

Fresh Pope, by PKEW PKEW PKEW from the album Open Bar

Good Pope day.

Thanks for all the work (save maybe fornthe fate-tempting Arsenal stats the day before a match).