This really feels like your “terrible business ideas” thread has escaped Bluesky containment

On the plus side, the library will have an unparalleled collection of Penthouse Magazine issues from the 1980s

I’m convinced that particular guy exists in every artistic subculture.

(For example, he absolutely exists within my local drum & bass community, sitting home and incessantly posting on Facebook about how everyone else is fake and sucks and ruined the scene, while he remains pure in word and deed)

Yeah, I would have left it alone but EMERGENCY REACTIONALYSIS is hilarious

It is good! But I’m just laughing at the need to do immediate (emergency!) analysis of it, like it’s a cipher from God and not a song that—shockingly—sounds exactly like Boards of Canada should

Hi Victoria — I have a phone here that might be useful for you. Sent details via DM.

The Joint Chiefs have been summoned, first responders on high alert. The Doomsday Clock ticks forward by a few seconds.

Society is on a knife's edge. WHAT WILL BE REVEALED ABOUT THE NEW BOARDS OF CANADA SONG?

Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail: "Boards of Canada Tape 05 emergency reactionalysis" With 25k views, becuase god has left us cold and alone

Oh hey, Boards of Canada released some new music... (yay!)

...which means you have to endure seemingly dozens of "reaction" videos in your YouTube feed (boooooooo)

Oh, I'm sorry, it's not just a reaction video, it's an EMERGENCY REACTIONALYSIS (!!!!!!)

That’ll show ‘em

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If we have to deal with radioactive dust, it’s a damn shame this guy lost his primary

UPDATE: We’ve progressed to the stage of “spending far more time than I should to edit automation levels”

So true. I’ve had a lot of people ask me “So what’s better? Pat’s or Geno’s?” and my response is basically “my go-to pizza place in South Jersey makes one that’s just as good, if not better. And that’s true all over the region.”

(Shouts to Sal’s Pizza in Washington Township)

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This guy has to be like 7 feet tall, right?

Someone driving a Ford Escape SUV while casually hanging their entire leg out the window. Spotted in Oakland, CA.

I never considered “airbag to the balls” to be a legitimate possibility — apparently I don’t have that innovation mindset

What

“I know I didn’t make it fuckin’ rhyme for real / but yo technically, I’m as hard as steel”

I may be a simple country drum & bass producer, but it's safe to say that Alan Wilder (either as Recoil, or when he was in Depeche Mode) has been one of my main influences

Excerpts of this appeared on the “Liquid” album, but the full version only came out as a b-side

Few Depeche Mode fans know about Recoil, the Alan Wilder project that became his focus after he left DM in 1995. It’s some of the most evocative electronic music out there.

Even Recoil fans might not know about the full 14+ minute version of “Black Box”, which is an absolute journey:

“Teen pregnancy is good ACTUALLY” has escaped containment from the world’s most questionable message boards

I'm sure she is very angry at herself because she had her first child at 29. What a civilization-destroying monster!

5 minute podcaster "Hell Yes I'm Better" poster

Oh no what did I do

A bit of a random question for music producer Bluesky:

Does anyone here know someone who works for Universal Audio?

If this site had any more juice, Rakim would be dropping rhymes about it

Change one word of this—“combat” to “podcast”—and you have a fantastic thing to hang in the studio

I have pairs of sneakers that are older than JD’s conversation to Catholicism

JD Vance doing the “I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express” bit to lecture the Pope is extremely funny

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

UPDATE: I was in the mood for Thai food after this post, and tried a new place — Daughter Thai in the Rockridge district of Oakland. Can’t vouch for authenticity, since I haven’t yet been to Thailand, but it was quite good…flavorful and good quality ingredients

I guess the haters did become the waiters, after all