got an insider scoop on Oh, Mary! and like… what do I do with that? do I call tmz?

You know what? Let me take today off

Is this thing back on? 🧐

Sciatica, you bitch! 🫠

ope, let me unclench my jaw while I’m at it

She was the only one to check on me and my family. Her presence will never be forgotten. Strength. Heart. Love. 💛

No idea what that means but hi 😳

oh… OH 😳

thank you for volunteering 🫦

Not even 10 yet but I’m already looking forward to drinks, Olive Garden, and game night after work 🙂‍↕️

oomfs **** is 😳

I care so much

Wait, I need some now

I need this trip to London to get here NOW, I’m exhausted 🫠

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Where do I get my membership card?

I’m looking everywhere! 😮‍💨

Hi

why must I be so awkward 🙃

Happy birthday! 🥳

soooooo… as a green card holder trying to go to London at the end of April… hypothetically speaking, would they try to stop me even though I’m trying to leave the country? 🫩

today’s mini project: tiny wildflower bouquet

I can’t stop looking 🫣

should… should this weekend call for a visit to Wil’s for a couple martinis (max)? 🧐

PJ… 😳

a rare weekday project: tiny desert garden

crossposting here from IG because we (@jgarrettw.bsky.social) don’t take and post many photos. but we looked good at a wedding this past weekend - anyone wanna be our +1? 😉

I… I think it’s fine 😳

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oomf went full tr*mper