it was some painful repetitive bullshit + i was intentionally depriving myself of a much needed smoke break + the nights here are still chilly and my fingers got cold :(

honestly my employers should be grateful im a bit of a sick fuck who enjoys recreational suffering because there's no way in hell i would've stayed for 3 extra hours doing nasty shit to some motherfucking spreadsheets

which probably makes me at least twice as annoying

im like if your most annoying coworker was also ✅ right about the stuff ✅

meeeeeeee

who up bothering people about their shitty inefficient regexes again

#galaxillust you're not alone ⊹ ࣪ ˖

my team is very diverse.
in the ways they are pissing me off.

[loud sounds of banging my head on the wall]

maybe we can just rent a bike?

and he goes
wellll... i guess bike works too

i mean yeah it does look nice but i just tried adjusting my seat and one of the engines fell off?

and he says
it looks so nice though doesn't it :)

and you're like
dude. you sure we need all that to go to a pub next street?

imagine you're given a whole-ass airplane and the previous airplane owner says you only need to push a couple of buttons and you're all set :)

genuinely can't tell who is slowly losing their mind, me or the other guy

sometimes you get handed someone's, ahem, attempt at automating some annoying routine task — and it's precisely at times like that you start questioning belonging to the same species

(it's me, i'm annoying people)

fidget toys for annoying people

anyway. jagerballs time

that's why i always smoke right after. you won't claim yet another poor innocent soul, healthy lifestyle. oh no. not today.

this exercising bullshit is awful. just uhhhh jiggle your body or something and boom happy chemicals. should be illegal methinks.

i had a smoke and a cup of pebis and im a real human bean again dont worry ^_^

me: ugh brain fog is kinda bad today
also me: *no nicotine no caffeine no nothing for the first five or so hours of the day just rawdogging it*
me: must be the curse again

ah yes, menthol inhalations(tm)
(also known as menthol vape in my case)

* jagerballs is jagermeister mixed with fireball whisky.
A. says firemeister sounds better but NO. eat my fucking jagerballs.

A. forced this awful jagerballs* revelation upon me yesterday and I'm still kinda mad about it. that's just some school of curative alcoholism nonsense. what the hell. it's not supposed to work. why the bloody hell it DOES

fucking videogame shit. oh, just drink this concoction! it'll make you feel better! what's in there? um. spicy alcohol. trust me bro it'll work i prommy

fixing your sore throat with jagerballs* is something that should NOT work, and yet. it fucking does.

when a guy from another department says thank you because i did something that's a part of my job anyway: wow. just look at that. people love me. +10 mp.
when a guy from my department doesn't reply to my quite urgent message: so everyone hates me i see. -50 mp -will to live.

monday is going Well 👍

literally shit yourselves.