My performance review last year was written by ChatGPT. The director who "wrote" it was fired a few hours before my performance review meeting was scheduled. It critiqued me for things that didn't happen, and you f'n BET I wasted a bunch of people's time making sure my rebuttal went into my HR file.
Seriously. I rent and I can hardly be bothered to change a lightbulb.
Oh look, the exact thing I thought was going to happen as soon as that law passed.
If you have a name that's frequently misspelled, it's neglectful to not register the most common misspellings.
If the Lerners aren't going to spend money, Montreal can have the team back.
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TIRED: “learn to code!”
WIRED:
omg hi lil guy
The shift to using years instead of version numbers for macOS makes me think of the Madden football games. So of course Craig Federighi is the cover athlete.
Shaq wearing a menagerie of different-colored uniforms throughout his career. Also, "menagerie" is one of those weirds where I feel like I can never actually spell it right on my first try.
Happy Pride month!! 🏳️🌈
"your password is too weak" just wait til you see my will to live
i recently saw a movie in which some of the characters turned out to be pretty stupid, and it got me thinking. do you think there are any stupid people in real life
If protestors were getting paid, I feel like a paystub might've leaked by now?
God I hate Apple so fucking much.
linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
Taking PTO as a sysadmin be like...
If xkcd and toothpaste for dinner were GOOD, they wouldn't be ✨good✨
Starburst jelly beans are S-tier. Elite level candy.
Pizza Hut: please read just literally one book. Being literate is one of the most potent defenses against the spread of misinformation and the rise of fascism
Americans: hmmm…… but what’s in it for my tum tum?
Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
He looks worse than I remember, and that's a high bar he'd set.
I work in IT, play bass, and use this meme when I present my piece of new hire orientation. "Any chord is a good password, but idk, I play bass, I only need three notes."
Sorta like how incandescent lightbulbs that are near EOL always seem to die right when you turn em on.
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Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"
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