Through Western/Anglo human history*

I'm going to start calling every republican candidate "fake MAGA" so the base turns against them

We need it now, not in 7-9 months!!!

Get him a bunker and a pistol

Blockading the strait after posting about how we're ready to sell our "superior" oil....hmm....

Fantasia, the original one

I pray for the life of Iran. We humans specifically are unnecessary, but the humans in Iran would not be the only victims if the American dictator follows through with his threat.
I pray for the plants and animals. The Earth knows these collectively and loves them collectively.
Let them be safe.

[nods sagely]: Martha

Part of BDSM fetish culture is consent, though. American Politics are just abusive.

Each crater represents a time she protected us from a flying rock. Thank you, moon!

If the president isn't mentally fit to serve, the VP and congress can take him out of power

I would much prefer if we could have War Crimes Wednesday for the alteration. We could also precede it with 25th Tuesday

Sadly, he has been seen today.

Boo

So yes, there have been posts on his social media, but has anyone actually SEEN him since the lid yesterday?

In This Corner of the World.

I already feel bad enough about being American.

He said the states need to take care of those things

Dear entire US Government.
I think we would all like you to end your Handmaid's Tale LARP.

Please turn in your character sheets, collect your XP, and start clean up.

You need to be off site in 2 hours. We'll meet up at Pizza for afters.

Okay

*cries about sticky pins and needles*

The uranium that says they were willing to let another country take from them so we could end this war and you said no? That uranium?

Wow! You're going super small town! I went to CVHS over 25 years ago

Go look up the square for Potassium on the Periodic Table

My inner child was raised in the 90s and is reeling at the fact that present-day me is cheering on Iran in their absolute clowning of the man who sits in the oval office (on weekdays.... sometimes... if he has to)

If we do away with mail-in voting, EVERY voting day (presidential, primary, local, run-off, whatever) needs to be a paid holiday for everyone who isn't working for the polls. Public transit needs to be free on those days. There has to be a balance.

Aside from Newsom, I love this!

And upload immediately because they'll probably take your phone

I hope it's excruciating