you cannot tell me lushious massacre isnt just a woman. thats just someones auntie

if i dont hold myself to this you're all allowed to k*ll me

TODAY i will be lazy and play runescape

TOMORROW i will make extreme progress on comms

Im discovering the key to productivity for me is to actually wake up early so i can immediately nap without feeling guilty

Yes i know this is insane thats executive dysfunction babey

im upgrading these to EMERGENCY ISH comms because housing applications are fucking EXPENSIVE

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I feel a certain fondness to this site shitting itself so bad its unusable

Welcone back tumblr its been too long

im upgrading these to EMERGENCY ISH comms because housing applications are fucking EXPENSIVE

Ok since today was a bust

I will get my patreon post done and catch up on comms some on thursday

Everything hurt enough that the tylenol isnt helping

Uwah

oh to be a placeholder in slay the spire 2

ough mr simon......

genai is inherently unscientific

i want a figurine of medicine teto so fucking bad

If you ever want to woobify a video game character just give them a skin that makes them look like a porn star at their day job

I stand by that post but i deleted it bc i made a typo and it added a link card that wasnt real and my bf got home as i was deleting it so i forgot what it was about LMAO

When i say nothing i mean nothing btw, idk if that clicks for people that dont have anxiety disorders

My brains like "its going to happen :(" and im like what and its like "watch out"

Waking up tired and anxious over literally nothing again teehee

Late night butter chicken mightve been a mistake

id sooner trust an etsy witch than a congressman

at least theyre trying

Remember: this is all being done to steal oil

90 million people at risk of dying just so their land can be pillaged

Bro how tf did i lose my 4th ethans adventure

tbh some of my favorite touhou music is the super convincing zun dupe fan stuff

tessenjutsu dance and nine luminaries of amaterasu are so good

Rilla/incin/water urshifu is legit like a standard core in vgc LMAO

The bara pokemon are meta

sorry caraway from pokemon champions ive seen your dads penis and butthole on the internet

no context from the vc: saltlick labubu

cropped illustration of money miser mordekaiser offering his employee a big bonus

cropped illustration of janitor thresh shocked by the big bonus he's about to get

patreon preview 🥴

The artemis II mission really does feel like a little sigh of relief, you know what i mean

The tg ai thing is the funniest one to date bc the only people who use tg are furries and we are not fucking with that shit