I work remotely and have my first in-person staff week next week. I will keep you posted on if it turns into a Jury Duty situation.

Matt Johnson wearing a College Park Recycles shirt in The Dirties

Maryland reference in The Dirties 🔥

Eric Adams on applying for citizenship in Genosha: “Hammer Bay is where it’s all happening in terms of robots.”

Matt Johnson

My baby asking for his tax credit

What’s the worst band you would see at the Sphere? @writtenlow.bsky.social said Red Hot Chili Peppers

Daytime TV in Themyscira

Thinking about how Joni Mitchell moved to Saskatoon the year Roddy Piper was born there

There he is. My beautiful son.

At least 87% of my day is spent waiting for this stupid fucking shared email inbox I manage to refresh

Nirvanna the Band is what would have happened to John and Paul if they never met George

A treat

Dunkzilla & Eggzilla

See god, Kai

I saw Barbara Valentin wearing pale green nail polish in a documentary and immediately bought some for myself

Tony Khan saw this and listened & learned

I hope my baby someday gets to meet his greatest hero: the Roku City screensaver designer.

No, sorry, it is a vibes thing

Just found out that I have to go to Indianapolis. What the fuck is there to do in Indianapolis

Matt Johnson in Nirvanna the Band the Show

My baby

One time I went on a date with a guy who bragged about knowing him. One for the scaring-the-hoes hall of fame.

Happy birthday to Pokemon and my husband

Reason 865786 why I cannot quit twitter completely

Just the psychedelic era

It tracks with how he used to carry on with Horatio Sanz, too

There is no way that it is not Fallon

Hate that movie

Having an orange iPhone with a Smiling Friends sticker is honestly a little too zoomer coded for me but I never leave the house so who’s going to call me on it