What if the moon was made of cheese? Like, actually?
And one of the residents, a rabbit also made of cheese, came down to Earth to see what the world they orbited was like
They've put on a bit of weight during their time here and are bad at social cues, often defaulting to "stuff them with cheese"
Hopefully when we go to sleep tonight, we all don't suddenly wake up tomorrow and find out that we were all secretly Zoroarks and Zoruas in disguise this whole time.
Also immensely fat. Like, panting and barely struggling to walk to your kitchen to gorge yourself with your now ludicrous hunger fat.
Oh yes, I can see it now.
Kaa stumbles upon a crashed cargo plane that is just filled to the brim with food, and after two pages setting up the scenario, we sit with the snake as he simply gorges on every single morsel that he can get his greedy coils on (unfortunately still ongoing at the time).
Whoops? Did you say you were tired?
Uh-oh! Looks like you woke up The Coffee Monster!
You had better shake that morning drowsiness before it barges in and jams its tail into your mouth, forcing you to drink gallons upon gallons of espresso.
Sure, you might be immobile, but at least you are awake!
"Make me a 100 meters tall! I want to tower over everyone!" - Furry with a macro fetish.
"Your wish is my command!" - Genie with a fat fetish, before summoning a massive vat with enough lard to fulfill their wish into existence.
(Shaded colour digital drawing) A morbidly obese Lord Shen, the albino peacock from Kung Fu Panda 2, displaying his tail, which is partially covered by his own considerable heft.
Having no need to master kung fu, Lord Shen has grown rather soft.
I don’t think he can fly anymore…
#fatfur #FatFurs
As a bird myself, I can confidently agree that this is how birds should normally treat themselves.
Probably a healthier alternative to deal with his familial stress than trying to conquer all of China with firearms, ngl.
Dang, I can't believe you allowed the witch to place a curse on you where you gain ten pounds ten years ago every ten minutes, ultimately retconning your life one small increment at a time.
Better find her and apologize for what you did before you become (and always were) immobile permanently.
You even created an alt for Jade Flashwing, I love it!
I adore Skylanders, with one of the highlights being the character design. Naturally, I fell in love with a bunch of the Air Skylanders' designs, such as Jet Vac, Sonic Boom, and Whirlwind. It's always great to see others feeling the same way.
This might have an effect on the trout population.
...I will neither confirm nor deny the fact that I constantly purloin P Balloons from distributors only to leave them out in the open for random folk to pick up and blow up into massive blimps.
And any accusations claiming as such are quite defamatory and frankly hurtful.
I swear, every time I leave these giant yellow balloons with the letter P printed on them, someone always ends up stealing them and becomes a blimp.
Never figured out why this happens, but I believe in karma.
A Dutch oven straight from the stock of Omega Mart.
Ah yes, a simple way of preventing family and friends from worrying about your prey, simply erase their presence from the timeline as they melt down into your wobbling fat.
(I would imagine a fair trade-off would be this addition is permanent until they restore them...not that I think they mind...)
You would think these would become inaccessible due to the amount of explorers and wild Pokémon stepping on these traps and bloating up and blocking certain entrances, but due to the ever-shifting nature of mystery dungeons, there are always new paths to explore and subsequently traps to fall to.
Like an ever-expanding basketball.
Until they get so big that they take up the entire corridor, pressing down on both simultaneously.
The joke is that weed puts you in a mental state that is known as "getting high." But it is also a double meaning as the helium would inflate you, making you literally high as you begin to float. The usage of Double Bubble as the title is referring to the bubble gum brand, implying the latter effect
One gaining weather powers in an expansion setting is terrifying.
From your standard "force feed them a cloud" or "slosh them up with a torrential downpour of rain" to more exotic options like "summon a tornado and vacuum everything into them" or "overstimulate the syrup vines with extra sunlight."
What do you mean? Trying to accurately depict the effect of shredded paper from various angles sounds like a grand time!
Really shouldn't have let that one get away thinking it was simply running for its life, when in reality it was gathering its entire social clique to meet with the ravenous dragon and feed themselves to it.
I think human characters tend to look cuter if they were an Ampharos.
Forcibly converted into a virtual desktop pet who constantly has a speech bubble pop up above their head demanding to be fed virtual cartoon meat pngs, despite not wanting it, and slowly putting on weight with every snack forcibly rammed down their throat until they take up the bottom of the screen.
Resource management is a key part of any successful mystery dungeon outing! Why drop items when you can just use them to free up some space~?
Just... m-maybe I need to try and keep button mashing to a minimum in menus~...
Looks like she might need to go somewhere more spacious, and luckily she has some help to carry her there!
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Help this bun widen! ko-fi.com/bigbonedmarrow
- I messed up this was suppose to be a quote post not a reply.
Western or Eastern. Anthro or feral. Lithe and majestic or round and plush.
Any way you look at it, having one lying around is always a good time.
(They are all also quite easy to push towards a more...gluttonous lifestyle compared to other critters.)
I stopped reading at donut.
It is the donut now.
Whoops, got philosophical for a second there.
Great art Dangl. The abstract shadows on the relatively simplistic lines are very nice, definitely keeping on theme with some of your previous stuff.
Trying to live up to expectations you don't believe you can match, always having hopes and dreams pushed onto you that you never asked for, the stakes thrust within so deep, it's unbearable. And despite wanting to rip them out, you continue to live and exist as someone you almost can't recognize.
Not fair, I've been having 'zard brainworms for the last couple of weeks, and you are not helping by being such a gorgeous lizard.
One who will eat everything set in front of her because Charizards do not back down from a challenge.
