Getting ads for unpainted furniture on insta. Can’t be a good sign
Posts by Josh Schneiderman
Shit I forgot it’s Liberation Day
This is the hour of the weasel man
Whew 😅
Yes it is. What else are we supposed to do? Go to the doctor? Go to college? Have a future?
He does have a gun
Asked my friend who works at the smoke shop if he had a gun. He said “are you a FED?”
Victor Frankenstein on acid
one more time for the weekend — was thrilled to have the chance to write about Ronald Johnson, connecting him back to some of his early influences & source texts as well as pointing towards some contemporary poets continuing in his idiosyncratic Queer Romantic tradition
Elon always looks like he’s auditioning to be the second uncle in LMFAO now
I’m back baby, thanks again to @stuwatson.bsky.social & @kqandrews.bsky.social
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I think a chain of racist Reiki studios would be immensely profitable right now
“It’s magic beans that grow into a towering beanstalk reaching to the clouds”
Don’t get me started!
Rumplestiltskin is outside my house again. Had to turn the hose on him
I feel like I would enjoy getting struck by lightning
So the vibe is that you’re a prisoner at the Hedonism II resort
You can’t talk about showering which is fine by me
Nobody wants to wear the blue and brown anymore
“Mission Accomplished”
There’s a lot to be worried about and many reasons to be sad, yes, but in just 5 months and 3 days we will find out exactly how Willy Wonka became Willy Wonka
I love a new neighborhood to piss all over