Bad dates

Taking some fucking Soma on the regular seems deeply appealing at this point. The dystopia becomes a utopia

Happy positive Guardians Run Differential Day to all who celebrate

(This holiday was canceled last year)

The Cleveland Guardians have averaged 2.5 runs scored over their last 9 games yet gone 5-4

Boy lost his godamn mind.

It’s a shame the music isn’t better (it’s fiiine) because the visuals in the title sequence for Imperfect Women are absolutely great.

4
Lakers
Hawks
76ers
Warriors
Suns
Heat
Magic
Kings
Nets
Wizards

I decided to rank NBA mascots. Is this because J. Cole signed with the Nanjing Monkey Kings? Maybe

1
Pistons

1B
Rockets
Timber Wolves

2
Spurs
Hornets
Mavericks
Knicks
Bucks
Cavaliers
Pelicans
Raptors

3
Pacers
Celtics
Grizzlies
Nuggets
Trail Blazers
Thunder
Clippers
Jazz
Bulls

Don’t believe the tube!!!!

Every win is a gift with our offense

Catholic schools are so weird…

How many times have there been a brother and sister in the NBA and the WNBA (or prior equivalent) before?

Off the top of my head I can’t think of any since the Millers don’t qualify.

And somehow they are not the favorites!

Loads a bowl, puffs 5 times, empties the bowl, loads another

Court appointed monitor gives you the side eye

“What? I only smoke green”

Court appointed monitor nods in approval, quietly inhales some secondhand

To be clear, I wasn’t envisioning the court appointed monitor to smoke the weed with you, though it would be awful nice of them…that’s a lot of weed to get through!

You should be allowed to claim personal use not trafficking if you smoke it all yourself with a court appointed monitor.

“Another day, another ounce to get through…”

Alabama not letting Holloway play is sort of impressive…but also drug charges, fuck drug charges….but also 2 pounds of weed, that’s a lot of weed, that’s like $10,000 worth of weed.

In fairness to those people, when someone does a call and response, it’s reasonable to assume your are suppose to respond. It’s right there in the name!

He did a call and response where the response was supposed to be to stay silent.

One thing that’s pretty interesting about the 300/300 club:

If you made it the 315/315 club, 4 of the 8 members of the 300/300 wouldn’t make it.

And if you made it the 340/340, there would be only one member. Barry Bonds.

But, 3 more years of 22/22 and Jose Ramirez would join Bonds.

This is the 300/300 year!

Gliiiiiiiicerine

Phones took over so quickly that I don’t think we give enough credit to the iPod.

And, since I’m here, shout out to the Apple IIe

In the 80s, I think it’s Dire Straits or Bon Jovi

There’s an entire podcast debunking all the “facts” he says in that speech.

The highly productive pulpy authors that some people want to rag on are really just kind of amazing:

Tom Clancy
Michael Crichton
John Grisham
Stephen King

Secret perv Sammy Neil!

It’s a secret heist movie—but they get the gang together at the end!

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