The Cupid Shuffle is bachata for gringos and I think thats beautiful

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

I’m so glad I grew up in a time without youtube ads bc idk how I would’ve graduated highschool and college without the fatrat million subscriber megamix

happy tuesday to all the brilliant motherfuckers who celebrate

Born to Joke Boat. ⛵ Forced to Job Job. 💼

why is it always “spam risk” and never “spam reward” 😒

This is high art

a severance procedure specifically for separating player knowledge and character knowledge in your ttrpgs

Screenshot from pokemon ruby sapphire emerald, text says "spheal is trying"

OMGGG 😂💀

Remember, always run or hide in case of a shooter

But if necessary, you can blind them with the buckets of government provided self-defense popcorn butter

🤯🫠🙃

They’d better start using those company popcorn machines EVERY DAY

The DOGE guy who’s now in charge of the government agency that regulates my company said on Fox last night that no one comes into my office

And in the office today I’m doing active shooter training

how do i fix this unfocused jittery feeling, is it more coffee? probably more coffee

Yeah I might be vain but at least when I’m down I can scroll through my own bsky and chuckle and my curated comedy and genius

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s cilantro.

Wouldn’t it be wild to name your child Brie

Like people might ask them “oh is that short for Brielle?”

And then they have to be like “no my parents just REALLY like cheese”

Hey? Don’t be mean to your coworkers? They don’t wanna be there either? Wtf

disney should release a third tron movie but instead of tiny light discs they're quesadillas. iger, DM me

Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.

a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while standing in front of balloons . ALT: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while standing in front of balloons .

What about it?

I wanna be a career tech baddie

but every time I read “IBM”

my brain is like “you work at irritable bowel… menstruation?”

Love is in the air…and radiation

So if we’re going to undo everything from the 20th century can we at least let Pluto be a planet again?

WE'RE ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!
We can now confidently say that the new episode will be releasing sometime this month. Its within sniffing distance! (Do not sniff Episode 2. MOI is not responsible for any miscellaneous Terminid guts ingested upon sniffage. Sniff at own risk.)

I’m going to completely absolutely inhale episode 2 so hard the moment it comes out

OMG Spintax????
THE Spintax winner of the Wizards’ Choice Awards??? 🤩

Having one of those days when one airpod REFUSES to stay in

Excuse me while i crawl outta my skin