that would also be awesome

the only rule is it begins

very satisfying cracking into a full bunk of pickets

There were still proud sundowner towns in TX until at least the 90s, we still have a long way to go

gm from the mountains

it’s anemone szn

Rocket was playing fetch with a huge stick in the Gila River, such a baddie 🥹

there was a time when I was buying eggs from HEB and they were all doubles for a while, which seemed kinda creepy

that’s terrible

chew it well or you’ll be shooting little discs

got a minute?

Q: what does @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social bring on vacations?

A:

My daughter and her gf are leaving after staying here for almost a week, so I am having a nice little cry about it. We had lots of fun and I got to do a ton of cooking. It is nice to see your kid thriving and happy, and I know they are going to have a blast in Montana working at Glacier #proudpapa

holy shit I almost forgot it’s the high holy day! happy 4/20 yall! 32 (million) years Phish blew my mind for the first time in a venue with a dirt floor taboot (LSD may have played a small role)

poster holding an aquatic insect with large mandibles

met a new friend today, a cute little hellgrammite

I am a Lobster Mania fan and also the one with the wolf

NM is full, dont come

samesies

gm from church

I have that same pan

we are so fucking back

STOP AND SMELL THEM

gm let’s get that bag

I drove home a few blocks with this flat tire not knowing that it had a screw in it. I patched the screw hole only to find that the screw had also punched a tiny hole in the sidewall of the tire so I got to drop $140 on a new one.

this cubano was fuckin delicious

I fink ur freaky bb

Trying to walk to the airport from the strip is also not advised. You’ll make it, but at what cost?

amen

SENDING
To Sphere
Friday is my birthday.

Best homie just bought me flights for my bday and said GO!

I need a miracle now