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Posts by Amber Witham

Put phone down and read book. Phone is too sad.

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A lovely mossy boulder with a face. I walked past this venerable stone gentleman on Dartmoor when I was beginning to write my first novel, Villager, and it whispered all 104,000 words of the book to me. So now I have to pay it all of my royalties. Unfortunately my ex-publisher stopped paying me royalties last year. Understandable, the boulder was not happy. But now I have a new publisher and the book is being republished this Thursday. So remember if you purchase a copy you will be helping a boulder to eat, pay the rent on his riverside moss garden, and feed his boulder family.

A lovely mossy boulder with a face. I walked past this venerable stone gentleman on Dartmoor when I was beginning to write my first novel, Villager, and it whispered all 104,000 words of the book to me. So now I have to pay it all of my royalties. Unfortunately my ex-publisher stopped paying me royalties last year. Understandable, the boulder was not happy. But now I have a new publisher and the book is being republished this Thursday. So remember if you purchase a copy you will be helping a boulder to eat, pay the rent on his riverside moss garden, and feed his boulder family.

Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.

2 months ago 1200 272 50 33

Every game that is released right now is a small miracle. I don't care if it's a hit or a flop.

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a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

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I don't want to read a book written by AI.
I don't want to read a book half written by AI.
I don't want to read a book narrated by AI.
I don't want to read a book with an AI cover.
I don't want to read a book written by somebody who supports AI.

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Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Snickers, get off the cat!

Cat? What cat?

1 month ago 13139 1227 384 82

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

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They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

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A drawing of a unicorn looking up at a starry night sky. The caption reads, "the future can be better
let's hang in there and see"

A drawing of a unicorn looking up at a starry night sky. The caption reads, "the future can be better let's hang in there and see"

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ༄˖°.

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An expressive watercolour painting of a Chaffinch

An expressive watercolour painting of a Chaffinch

Following yesterday’s painting of a Chiffchaff, here’s a Chaffinch (male). They’re part of my expressive birds collection :)

#watercolours #birdart 🪶

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Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

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Edging towards a finished state with this piece ✍️

#art #drawing #charcoal #darkart

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a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build

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A cat with its eyes and mouth wide open

A cat with its eyes and mouth wide open

A cat with its eyes and mouth wide open

A cat with its eyes and mouth wide open

tfw toy

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A purple haired elf knight wails on her guitar,, I hope you’re ready to be destroyed 🎸🎸🎸
Prepare yourself for more of my bard warriors 😁💕

A purple haired elf knight wails on her guitar,, I hope you’re ready to be destroyed 🎸🎸🎸 Prepare yourself for more of my bard warriors 😁💕

Bard Knight 01 🛡️
Dost thou shred? 🎸

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every issue we are seeking to quell is an issue that is rooted in racism.

every issue we are seeking to quell is an issue that is rooted in racism.

also making an evergreen, sign tapable one because whatever it is that you are combatting, fighting, protesting, rallying against, etc.:

1 month ago 177 53 1 1

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE

it will result in dead trans people

and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing

you see the pipeline right?

we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die

WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

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AO3 Experiencing Issues AO3 is now fully down. After performing a software upgrade a few days ago, we've been unable to keep our server cluster healthy due to what we believe is a bug or issue with the new release of our database server software. We're working with our ve...

[update] Investigating: AO3 is now fully down. After performing a software upgrade a few days ago, we've been unable to keep our server cluster healthy due to what we believe is a bug or issue with the new release of our database server software.

We're working with our ve...

1 month ago 2964 582 410 171

So, about those Epstein files…?

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Bombing Iran won’t make us forget about the Epstein files

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FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL

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Everything but the actual issues.

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The King is mad

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I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children.

From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.

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Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting

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"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

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an illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (a half-elf woman with short white hair) helping Ottilie (a human with brown-orange hair tied up in a high ponytail) dress up for work, she's tying up her hair, while Otti is wrapping a string bracelet accessory around her wrist. Ottilie is sleepy, while Asi is trying to get her awake
(for context, this takes place after the booba succ animation where Otti is asleep on Asi)

Lore note, Ottilie works as a tavernlady (waitress basically, sometimes cooks though)

an illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (a half-elf woman with short white hair) helping Ottilie (a human with brown-orange hair tied up in a high ponytail) dress up for work, she's tying up her hair, while Otti is wrapping a string bracelet accessory around her wrist. Ottilie is sleepy, while Asi is trying to get her awake (for context, this takes place after the booba succ animation where Otti is asleep on Asi) Lore note, Ottilie works as a tavernlady (waitress basically, sometimes cooks though)

helping her get ready for work

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repost to give this dog a treat 🦴

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