can't believe the US announced a war with a major regional power on a shitty Mastodon fork, the future sucks dude

FOLKS

You could say the Penn State defense has SMU QB Kevin Jennings….… in jeopardy

🚨 Jennings doo doo ass 🚨

That’s a crowd generated turnover, folks

Go state

It’s not funny. Ryan Day has beard dye poisoning and he’s very sick

Just sometimes, as a treat

Breakfast burrito with eggs, Gouda, Turkey bacon, hash browns, and guac

Folks!

A Penn state Nittany lion tree ornament placed at the top of an artificial tree

Fiancé says we need a new tree topper. I disagree, go state

it’s time

A SKELITON WHOSE JUST TRYEN TO CHILL OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME EATEN EVEN THOGH DA HOLIDAY IS BASED ON COLONALISM AND ITS BEEN CORUPTED FURTHER WITH SHOPPING AND ENTERTANMENT ,JUST REMEBER YOU CAN EAT THE DRESSING (ONLEY GOOD PART) AND THEN GET DA HELL OUT OF THEIR , AND DA TEXT SAYS "JUST WALK OUT YOU CAN LEAVE (LOL REMEBER THIS ONE???) FOOTBALL YELLING MEAT NOT AS GOOD AS CHICKEN GET A COLD FROM A BABEY OLD ENOGH FOR BACK PAIN STILL EAT KID TABLE FUCK THIS HAVE TOO SMOKE WEED IN SECRET EXPLAIN YOUR JOB MORE TO ME QUEANON UNGLE HATE JOE BUDDEN WRONG REASON ALL ONIONS NO FUNYUNS "IF IT SUCKS HIT DA BRICKS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HAPPEY THANKS GIVING - dashare.zone ADMIN

Penn state mascot preparing a delicious meal

Thinking about college football

go Phillies

Not a fan of their work, personally

Stuff the braves in a locker

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Strong survival skills, ability to scramble and find free space

Ripped ass so bad the dog ran away from me

If you overheat the microchips they start to fail

sign reading once the food is give it to you if a seagull take it from you will be no refunds the seagulls don't work for us sorry for the inconvenience

fair enough, imo

College. Football.

black and white image of a large man in workout gear (gym shorts, sweatbands, mesh Penn State shirt) running down the hall

wake up everybody, it’s GAMEDAY

You know what? It’s gameday.

It’s game day, folks

me staring at myself in the little window for the entire zoom meeting

Dog is absolutely KO’d and high as a kite after having his teeth cleaned

A medieval drawing of a brown, hairy, humanoid creature with a long tail seated on a patch of grass, eating some sort of white substance with a spoon from a pot between its legs

who else up eatin they gruel???

All you can drink brunch: a real test, survival of the fittest.

Do you have what it takes to survive?