Hello mister nice case you've got there

You're glowing purplewooper 😍😍

Okay 😍

Old panology

I've never looked more alive 😍

I'm eating crepes tonight ones that i'm not prescribed

Hahahahah tell another one!!

Serving on the train

And did. And will.

Are you calling me tacky

Omgggg i'm so uncultured but the mortal kombats, tekkens, and street fighters were nevee my thing TBH

Well thanks but i'm supposed to inspire fear and awe

Is this a reference to something

Is ifunny a typo or is it a thing

Maybe use the time available to answer your 5 unread dms.........

Fuck your phone no shade... I did enjoy it, last night! Which is why i didn't watch the movie last night

Happy birthday oomfie!!! 😍😍😍😍

*so

Biennial! (I made a typo but it was the right word i wanted to use, biannual means 2x/year while biennial (biennal in french) means once every 2 years) and no... i still had 1hr+ of the sinking simulation to watch to i'm watching the movie this evening i think

Motherfucker couldn't be bothered

Okay now...

I'm a bitch i'm a girl i'm a woman i'm a whore
I'm a bitch i'm a girl i'm a mother i'm a whore

Someone has probably talked about this, but we really need to discuss how the UK is such a Yanny state across the political aisle.

It issss but there's so many shartwheels you can do before getting bored

Oh nooo :( you're aren't missing out on much dw

Have you ever tried