I know a special someone who is going to get a spell jar full of mugwort for Beltane!

What about the yacht he takes to get to his yacht?

Maybe we can start with getting rid of his private plane and all his yachts?

Jeff Bezos pledged $10 billion for climate change. With the 2030 clock ticking, his wife, Lauren Sánchez Bezos, is leading the charge to spend it — FORTUNE April 15, 2026, 10:46 AM ET Lauren Sánchez and Jeff Bezos go all in on philanthropic giving to fight climate change. In 2020, Jeff Bezos made what remains the largest individual philanthropic commitme...

You have got to be kidding me.

a person 's hand is reaching out towards a boat in the water Alt: a person 's hand is reaching out towards a boat in the water

I know - the joke is that she looks like she’s making this gesture

What's the best compliment you've ever received?

After my dad died, someone who knew him and listened to my show but didn't know we were related told me, "Of COURSE you're his daughter."

I still think about that all the time.

a man in a tuxedo is standing in a room with the word prego written on the bottom of his face . Alt: a man in a tuxedo is standing in a room with the word prego written on the bottom of his face .

Hehehe.

a cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below him Alt: the cartoon rage, from Inside Out, gets angry and fire shoots out of his head.

Todd Blanche's stupid face.

(nods approvingly in Sicilian)

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time.

This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

Another reason to boycott Amazon.

Texas republicans illegally gerrymandered their maps and never once asked voters how they feel about it.

California and Virginia let voters decide.

That’s the difference. They started this fight and Democrats are going to fucking finish it.

I fill my HR-V Sports up like every 2-3 weeks and it costs me like $40.

#38 in Patel v. Figliuzzi (S.D. Tex., 4:25-cv-02548) – CourtListener.com MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER Granting 25 Opposed MOTION TO DISMISS FOR FAILURE TO STATE A CLAIM (Signed by Judge George C Hanks, Jr) Parties notified. (knp4) (Entered: 04/21/2026)

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Ever seen a poll result that is basically telling the pollsters themselves to go touch grass?

Like, stop reading your prepared, soundbite questions and respond to what the person sitting in front of you actually said.

This is what I mean about Congress being bad at questioning witnesses.

How was the follow up question not “ so are you telling the truth here today or are you just saying what you think Donald Trump wants to hear?”

I have hated how high my voice sounds on the air compared to how it sounds in my head.

But man used to complain all the time that my voice should be higher and softer than it is. In sports talk radio.

Safest Bet in Sports: Men Complaining About a Female Announcer’s Voice (Published 2017)

I wrote this in 2017. Men have always criticized women’s voices in what they perceive to be “male” spaces.

They hate women. The whole party.

I’m planning on tossing the names of every journalist I see attending into a file. Name & shame.

Drunk History - Washington's Army Shapes Up YouTube video by Comedy Central

I learned from Drunk History that preventing disease is incredibly important in winning wars. cc: Pete Hegseth

You know who else famously used paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups?

The Justice Department.

Turns out, he is not credible. So maybe don’t run with a story about Trump and the nuclear codes.

The timing on this is absolutely hilarious. Because they made this pivot after much of the country soured on Trump.

Maybe he invited him there to arrest him? Like when cops tell people with warrants that they won a new car and have to show up to claim it.

Hmmm, I wonder if that’s the reason it took her three months to drop my charges? Nah, couldn’t be. Just because people have a D next to their names does not mean they are committed to the same things as you. They will sell you out unless we make them pay a political price for doing so.

To be fair, he has an extremely bad brain.

Hegseth scraps mandatory flu shots for troops — CBS News Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said U.S. service members will no longer be required to get annual flu shots.

Oh, this is going to work out great. Didn’t the 1918 flu have a major role in ending WWI? Paging historians!

I spent $41 to fill up!