A door stands ajar beside a shelf of Criterion DVDs. In the gap can be seen a crouching grey-and-white kitten with huge pupils. He is staring directly at you. You cannot hide.

Creepin'

I have a short story collection out as detailed in this little ad I made: bsky.app/profile/lcvo...

My dad was very much a dog person when I adopted my cat Lizzie as a kid. Years later, he had grown so attached to her that he wanted her cremains mixed with his after he died

Is that the one with Fat Pinhead?

OMG he IS
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What's the weed seltzer?

God, now I'm imagining a newly turned vampire with a tiny-bangs mullet or a broccoli head cut 😬

a man in a green shirt is standing in front of a sign that says ' my day ' Alt: Steve Mahanahan in front of his Child Clown Outlet eulogizing his brother Mike

Don't worry, Steve's going to jail! He hopes they'll let him keep his beard!!

. . . Is Alex Jones doing a Satanic Panic about Steve Mahanahan's Child Clown Outlet?

This was genuinely my first thought

enigma of amigara fault #lego

Oh cool, having one of those "is my life actually empty and drained-out and forgettable or did I just have to stay late at work today" evenings

ascension wound reverence. oil painting on panel

Maybe Ed Kemper will get you an egg salad sandwich from the canteen for your troubles

When I saw the original post, as an ex-Midwesterner, my immediate thought was "that weird fruit salad I only ever see at big gatherings of my dad's southern Missouri family," so 🤝

Yep!

Love how some of them will be all defensive about it, like "we're just a small five-person dev team" or whatever, as if indie devs haven't been using super basic art, free music/sound libraries, etc for years. One of the best RPG franchises uses *literal stick figures*, man c'mon

Really glad Steam store pages now include an "AI generated content disclosure" section so I know not to piss my money away

LC von Hessen: What if you wanted to be surgically transformed into a mushroom to continue existing in the world without the horrible burden of consciousness

And I happen to be in one of those! If you've ever wanted to read about awkward sex with a living mannequin in a mall Taco Bell that was hermetically sealed in the '90s, check out Fucked Up Stories to Read in the Daytime 2 and live más

And the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities, which is also an absinthe bar

Also the Freud Museum where you might find my friend Martin working in the gift shop

-The Wellcome Museum
-The Clink Prison Museum
-The Old Operating Theatre
-The London Dungeon

And there are at least a couple of metal bars in Camden with names I don't recall

"Pompes de Puisard"

As long as it's even more queer than The Beast Within

Now I'm wondering whether you'd technically be a cannibal if you ate the human half of a centaur

Let your THOCKS ride high!

One that immediately comes to mind is Knock at the Cabin because of how horribly the film adaptation butchered the novel's ending.

The original Cabin at the End of the World ended with an affirmation of queer love; Knock ended with save-the-children bury-your-gays bullshit. I was actually ANGRY.

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Honestly, I've found that it's generally better if I watch a movie/TV adaptation BEFORE I read the novel, because otherwise I tend to get irritated at all the parts that inevitably get cut out or radically changed (or are harder to depict onscreen like internal monologues or distinctive prose style)