What does this mean?

Just realized that dude’s name is “jack Anton off”

The funniest part of the Geese psyop news (I was right, btw!!!!) is that people are still pretending their love of this band happened totally organically. No it didn’t. That isn’t true. Read Adorno or go watch Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

United States Ambassador To Italy Mrs Clare Boothe Luce Listens To The Words Of Pope Pius Xii,During An Audience At The Pontiff'S Lakeside Summer Residence.13 October 1955

American conservative politician Clare Boothe Luce converted to Catholicism in 1946.

In a 1953 meeting with Pope Pius XII, she was fiercely lecturing the pontiff on the Church's moral duty to fight communism when the Pope finally interrupted her.

"You know, Mrs. Ambassador, I am a Catholic too."

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Thank you for your sacrifice slicing up mandolins. Bluegrass has gone too far.

An LED sign below a McDonald's sign reads, "Congratulations! Jesus employee of the month" with sparkles and a smiling Grimace, Hamburglar, and that flying chicken who never really caught on. It does seem like Jesus was destined to win

Happy Easter!

Was Quentin Tarantino going for an Oedipal thing in Pulp Fiction when he made the baby from Look Who’s Talking gun down the dad from Look Who’s Talking?

Santa Clara Syndrome

What percentage of the 49ers 53-man roster gets scared because they don’t know where the sun goes at night?

Sometimes I forget how truly stupid athletes are

Welp

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

I don’t think of it as “breaking up with my girlfriend on International Women’s Day” I think of it as liberating her from the chains of cisheteropatriarchal social relations

Hold all my calls

Time to take a big sip of coffee and open my brokerage app

To date this is the only episode of Twin Peaks my dad has ever seen cause I was at his house doing laundry when it first aired and I asked him if I could put it on. He turned to me like 30 mins in and said “I thought this was like a detective show”

That said, I’m quietly the strongest I’ve ever been which is nice. Not really worrying too much about week-to-week progressive overload has allowed me to instead leap frog substantially after like eight weeks and some rest. I think I remember reading this was a Soviet training idea.

I have gained 20 lbs back from my lowest weight — currently sitting at 211 — but still retaining vascularity in my arms? I’d like to think this means I gained 20 lbs of muscle (lmao) but a nude look in the mirror discredits that theory

I wish I could watch Love is Blind on 1.5x speed

Whenever I try to picture Lin Manuel Miranda in my mind I just see Katt Williams

Willie Colón & Rubén Blades - Plástico (Audio Oficial) YouTube video by Fania Records

Anyway this song bangs I guess credit to Ruben Blades exclusively for the lyrical content

youtu.be/ssYs12sLAp4?...

I had no idea Willie Colon was a right wing nut that’s honestly kinda crazy

You’re a human being have some self-respect and stop sounding like a cartoon character

Pet peeve is when someone has a goofy ass sneeze

This is honestly a really helpful reminder thank you 🧘🏻‍♂️

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

Just ripped about a dozen hairs out of my cowlick doing skullcrushers. Friendly fire mass casualty event in the battle against male pattern baldness.

The spirals can get to the point that I’m like “do I have any genuine, authentic likes and interests or is it all a facade in order to be perceived as the type of person who likes or talks about those things?”

10 yrs ago an organizer friend said he didn’t really care for my “online persona” and that has stuck with me ever since nagging in the back of my mind lmao. Or like Karl Knausgard said about reading certain books not for their own sake but to be perceived as the type of person who reads those books