A rooster standing at the edge of the ocean with the text 'if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day.'

Good Morning, World.

Indigenous people are being arrested for trying to sell weed on their own land but if you're white you can incorporate a crypto currency scam and AI data farming

i thought about saying "no play league(s) of legends" but you are my friend and friends don't let friends play league

sorry i'm having a Day

if you have to ask yourself "is this nsfw" the answer is probably yes, but if you're still unsure, ask yourself "would i want my boss to see this on my phone at work? would i want someone to see this on my screen in public?"

Why would voters ever make a promise to a party. Why would that ever be the balance of power in anything but a cult.

i don't have enough mp for that spell unfortunately 😔

xenoblade chronicles 3 future redeemed

i have not been asking for a while but. genuinely fuck you if you don't at this point

label your nsfw i am no longer asking

the dialogue implying that thancred shaped ultima thule in this way for her with his sacrifice 😭

4/20 was the birthday of a long-time friend and roleplay partner who ghosted me almost ten years ago. i still have really bad anxiety over roleplay because i'm afraid whatever i did to make them do that is going to happen again, and. idk she haunts me still and that sucks

oh. that would probably also work lol

(you are so smart for retiring marina and ali tbh. new msq cannot trouble you now)

definitely!! i keep hoping for some sort of time shenanigans that allow for a time jump but also 1) augh my lore 2) they won't. i have no faith that they actually will (as much as i keep grasping at straws)

the two genders

got distracted from the alt and decided to work on my battle leve log and. it is extremely funny that the only way to complete some of these leves is to take out a job with an auto attack that does 6 damage like sage and auto the mobs to half health because your normal attacks will oneshot them

the tooltip for the spell "Summon Carbuncle" but it is called "Summon Angelo" instead

i did not know pet nicknames changed the name of the carbuncle spell if you change your carbuncle's name. very funny

my alisaie alt standing near a level 17 enemy called Mossless Goobbue. it clearly has moss growing on its back.

> mossless goobbue
> looks inside
> has moss

Pokemon rumble spheal with blurry speech text that says "have you tried not giving up and using whimsy and hope?"

it's the one where the lalafell in the drowning wench tells you there's illegal herbs that have been dropped and you have to pick them up, but it turns out they're harmless

it's also interesting how limsa is the only starting city that forces a sidequest on you

side note but i rarely watch the intro cutscene nowadays but. it's very funny how the gridania and ul'dah starting positions drop you at the entrance to the city, as would be expected, but the limsa starting position and the opening cutscene infer you walk through the whole lower decks to get there

i dont want to step on respected moots' toes so idk if i'll say much on here (and this is also lowkey an exploration of her in the mcu too) but

started my own alisaie of light alt. i'm a lil . mentally ill

anyway i fell asleep before taking my night meds past night and already feel bleh

Tips for adults: Make the animal noises together.

i used to be an anti; i know where the sentiment comes from in one's brain. but if you don't accept that people are going to create things that upset you you're just going to always be upset.

i tend to add the qualifier that my ship is entirely sfw with virtually no age gap but like. even if it wasn't i wouldn't have deserved that. the qualifier is irrelevant because no one deserves to be called an abuser for "endorsement" of tropes and events we would find repulsive irl