*what they didn't like was me doing something conniving

What's this "flirting"?

They're invisible hats.

As long as there's a protective bubble of your friends it's tolerable.

I remember hearing "Prince of Wales" on the news when I was a kid which sounded pretty cool. I watched the news story and was disappointed that I didn't see anything about whales.

If the book/movie Doctor Sleep was about squirrels the cult would have been called the True Nut.

Saw Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire this afternoon and I enjoyed it. Saw Godzilla X Kong last weekend which I also enjoyed but I felt more of an emotional connection to the story in Ghostbusters; and frankly I liked the villain in Ghostbusters more.

Here's a grim Monsterverse movie idea. The outer Earth is devastated by some global kaiju event and the survivors of humanity have to retreat to the hollow Earth.

#monsterverse

Godzilla X Kong is a worthy addition to the Monsterverse. If they make another entry I'd like to see something more Godzilla-centric; maybe with an invader from space.
#godzilla #kong

My younger daughter doesn't want to see Godzilla X Kong for a few weeks so I'm gonna have to movie cheat on her.

What time do droids have tea?
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C3PM

#dadjoke

Ducks seem pretty chill.

Rotten apples are the zombies of the fruit world. #zombies #fruit

Succubi must get really annoyed when they're confused for vampires. #folklore

I'm not usually a big horror movie buff but I've been enjoying the V/H/S series

Having to get a job is just admitting you are weak.

What do you call an eyeball with wings?
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An Eye Soar

#dadjoke

Heard that one of the items on the McDonalds "secret menu" is the Bigger Mac.

I kinda don't care about dragon type titans in the Monsterverse. Show me something bizarre looking!!

In the director's cut of Armageddon the oil drillers find hostile aliens on the giant asteroid. They kidnap Ben Affleck so there's a big rescue sequence and then when there planting the nuke there's a big gun battle.

Whenever I'm preparing food the cat I'm watching always jumps onto the counter. It's almost like he has a sixth sense or something.

Was thinking Norwegian was complex language to learn with the seemingly complex way I've seen words/names spelled but apparently it's relatively easy if English is your first language.

Plays crafting video titled 'I built THIS for only $10'. Crafter proceeds to build the thing with $10 in supplies and $1,000+ in equipment.

Target knows who its customers are:

The next Fast N Furious movie should be called Sunday Drive; something a little more on the laid-back side.

#relevant

Is there a goat farm nearby?

Will the uneasy alliance between Santa and the Krampus hold true for yet another Christmas Eve?!

Whoa, you can spell 'judge' with just j-u-j.

I feel like His buff physique should be in there somewhere