The real Sutekh was the friends we made along the way.

That seems a very thoughtless thing to say, yes. (And of course every good wish to you.)

Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer - The Crack Song YouTube video by coolbeanstelevision

youtu.be/AlzXlDefWmg?...

I bought it for my housemate and she said "it changed my life".

And there's certainly potential with films like 'Debbie Does Muppets' and 'Cocaine Muppets'.

(JC gets his banjo out and starts singing)
Why are there so many...
Films about Muppets...?

My mind immediately went to the Muppet films themselves, like 'The Muppet Muppets', 'The Muppets Muppets Caper', 'The Muppets Take Muppets', 'Muppet Muppets Island' etc.

Not "To Kill A Muppet", then?
I suppose "Nine And A Half Muppets" could be the sequel.

John Callaghan's Cortical Charabanc Vol 3, by John Callaghan 13 track album

johncallaghan.bandcamp.com/album/john-c...

It's PALentine's Day! @brightonfringe.bsky.social

"What's that in your mouth? Drop it! Drop it!"
(Thud of a whole goat that Carrie had been trying to nonchalantly hide.)

Surely Taskmaster can't be far away?

Peter Davison (real name Peter Moffett) and his daughter Georgina.

Progressive Station feat. John Callghan - Eraser (2026) YouTube video by Progressive Station

My music's in the new Progressive Station video! (Contains flashing lights)
youtu.be/sdQcflQknG4?...

John Callaghan - Pathetic Asexual Lump promo #shorts #weird #electronicmusic #electronica YouTube video by John Callaghan

New promo!

youtube.com/shorts/MfHLh...

New video! Pathetic Asexual Lump full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWmS...

New album! John Callaghan's Cortical Charabanc Vol 3: johncallaghan.bandcamp.com/album/john-c...

Perfect!

I'm sure you could have artfully positioned the Doctor...

John Callaghan Pathetic Asexual Lump YouTube video by John Callaghan

NEW MUSIC! NEW VIDEO!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWmS...

Absolutely! Of course, it would mean we'd be less likely to have the quieter or more experimental episodes - each story would have to be an 'event' - but if the alternative is none at all, then I'd say I'm in!

There's no Bluesky 'hug' emoji, so...
(hug)

(door closes again)

I've just seen that someone else had the same idea...
bsky.app/profile/aswi...

As an alternative to the "speak friend and enter" puzzle.

The Nightmare Before Michaelmas YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King

I assume that's a reference to this excellent sketch:

youtu.be/WDXLxpQdIUQ?...

As a power move, you should buy them and eat the whole pack one by one in front of your cat.

I assume they've started filming next year's Doctor Who Xmas special.

That is so hilariously bad I would almost assume it was a deliberate indication that the fae was somehow 'out of time'. Does he keep doing it, drinking Mountain Dew and eating Marks & Sparks mince pies? Does he talk about getting his steps in? Has he started dabbing yet?

He seems very pleased to see you, too. :O

I would love for Gary Numan and the Tubeway Army, Shakatak, Tina Turner and The Jesus and Mary Chain to have been a single band.
(And yay for Graham Fellows!)

John Callaghan - Condensing Toy Tests (Destiny Song Contest) Recorded for Cymatics' Destiny Song Contest, November 25. The track was built around a reversed sample called

I've entered a song contest, which has the rule that you have to use one of their samples. Any musical style was welcomed, and so I went for bossa nova (sort of):

soundcloud.com/nahgallacnho...