Will the large hadron collider summon a demon?

Idk let's try

I love it, be free Carl, be free.

If you have to pick between baby wash & your husbands 3 in 1 beard, hair & face wash to cleanse your body, pick the baby wash.

The 3in1 will make your borthole menthol fresh and not in an enjoyable way🥴

A knight on one knee, leaning on their sword and shield, looking down in disappointment, with the words “tummy hurts” written across the photo in a Dark Souls-like font

Eternal state of being

Yooo what did you post 😂

Calling my daughter Stinkenheimer coz she’s dropping some smelly fart bombs.

I want to get more corduroy pants coz I enjoy the little swish swish I make when I walk, but Brisbane is also starting to get too hot 🥲

They both did really well at the vet this morning so as a treat we looked at the fish wall at the pet store.

Look down at the fan on my desk at work, I look like Hagrid from HP PS1 game.

Homemade meme “old man yells at cloud” with Lesley’s display picture over Abe Simpson

I’ve joined BlueSky, what do I do with this??