I hope your cat comes home

Where's the Starbuck's barista?

Don't forget Randy Guaid! Not nearly as crazy as the other guy

A messy table with a glass of orange juice and a plate with a black and white design holding a scone and the decapitated head of a chocolate bunny

The proof

I am about to have the traditional Easter Breakfast of orange juice, scone and chocolate bunny head

Wait... There were jokes?

The auroras...

Too late

That worked

It's worth a listen

Before I saw the reference I thought I was a dinosaur in a tiny hat.

Either way, it's impressive

Not a plastic bottle, that's a good sign

Wait, who am I following?

(Keep getting better)

I saw "Wild Turkey" capitalized and had a completely different idea as to what was upstairs...

Only the Inmints

Didn't he get pants'd at some point that season as well?

I knew there was a reason I never rewatched it. And Fred Ward is the best, but yeah, the 80's man

Fred Ward if I remember correctly

Your brain deserves both a medal and a prison sentence

Stop trying to make me a less horrible person

A triptych!

There are words besides "Heat of the Moment"? It's probably better if I don't know

Oof. The 80s have a lot to answer for. Sadly I am probably exhibit A for the prosecution. Now excuse me while I go blast "Addicted to Love"

Last Christmas by Wham

Whatever else George Michael did, I'll never forgive him for this auditory excrement

Same, but pistachio pudding

Hooray Eugenio! Good vibes only!

(I may be completely off topic here, oh well)

I have an expect joke, but I need to see the correct prompt to tell it

If I was ever going to be a reviewer this would be the time...

Micro review: The fish on the Dark Tide zine will give me nightmares. That is all.

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

Not a basement, but a friend had a split level, his parents hung out on the upper level and we gamed on the lower. All above ground though