I think I set a new record for a scam call hanging up. The millisecond I heard "all state" I started making a demon noise and that dude was gone within 7 seconds LMAO

It's time again, champions of the round

Some days, you need to be strong. Other days, you need to lay in bed slowly consuming a can of whipped cream while you play the Sims 4 on your laptop. Life is about balance.

How about them apples???

Thank u to my gf for sending this to me arf arf

Awrooooooooo!

Woag hey hi... Heya can we go out sometime i mean downright yowzrrs

Awroo

Call me a Private I the way my privates poke out your eyes.

Yeag

Rich underworld prince

Call that Bagreus

Me: "nothing like my coughs to clock myself, haha!"

*ENORMOUS* bulge in leggings

I really need to post at least a lil something here

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there should be a certain number of Things that, once done, absolve you from having to do any more Things for the day

Realizing I'm dorksexual

Sometimes you just gotta go silly mode

First-tried Theseus and Asterius.

Bastard even got blessed by Ares.

Swag money stack it up.

Hey babe, do you wanna go to Panera so we can have sex in the parking lot?

I'm like if a princess was a boy

Should point out that customers have been mostly fine here. I'm still under 10 misgenderings a month in

The only positive to cis people being so fucking ignorant and stupid is that sometimes at work I'll give a customer wrong info by mistake, and they will tell my boss "well *he* told me it was here" and then my boss has no idea i hecked up

Walk up to the shipyard like what up, I got a big dock.

Holy shit my girlfriend is more autistic now lfg

A picture of my pre-work breakfast, consisting of Scooby-Doo snacks, a Pan de Queso pre-packaged cheese cake, my vape, and a tiny children's juice drink.

(Dog) Girl breakfast.

I volunteer as tribute

Me realizing I'm a lot like my mom: 😁

Me realizing I have her memory problems: 🥲