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Sanewashing 101

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Hawking that shit like Vanna White

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Sorry, Trump won’t get you into heaven. He’s headin’ south

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Sure, Donny

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When the village idiot has supernatural powers

This obviously distorted pic still looks better than the Orange Turd

Vance: All the Iranians had to do was sit on the couch and negotiate. They ran away like cowards with strange looks on their faces.

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It is now the Trump Strait and I have all the cards!

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Opposite is the new MAGA religion

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Bad Chet

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NASA-approved earplugs

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The Iranians know a con artist when they see one.

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Yes, for getting primaried or their feelings hurt by tweets. For the country? Not so much

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See you in another 6 months for TACO Groundhog Day

Even Rod Serling would say WTF

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The bright side: you saved all those cats & dogs from getting eaten by Haitians and kids from getting sex changes at school

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A madman would never threaten to put heads of congress on pikes or their families who voted for impeachment (twice) or unleash a mob on the Capitol building to remain in power and then have Congress whitewash it afterward.

How dare you give a sane and hopeful message for America today? What’s your problem?

Damn you, unnamed low-level staffer who’s going to be blamed for this tweet/truth/brain fart 3 days later

Just checking in how real presidents act (sanewashing not required).

THIS is what I voted for. And Happy Easter!

❤️ u, Donny
H.L.

This is absolutely fantastic.

ht: @maddenifico.bsky.social

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The pillow guy got robbed

Bad clown, bad

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Even dictators have standards

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Anything else important going on?