My Bluesky engagement strategy

Logistical Particulars (my favourite Mary Poppins bonus track)

Is Geddy there? <checks> Yep. We're good. #BlueJays

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

Also, this article just bumped up my arrival time at the Dome by at least 2 hours for Ernie Clement jersey giveaway day.

I cheer for this guy and this team all day, every day. See you Friday night, Ernie.

Bought two copies of this. Kept one for myself and gifted the other to a friend this weekend. She loved it. Venus of Willendorf 4eva

Speaking as someone about to shop for a new couch: noted.

<fart noise>

I'LL SHOW YOU FUNCTIONAL

Hear, hear

Written English has barely changed in 300 years. If you can read Harry Potter, you can read Robinson Crusoe (1719).

Alex Ward throwing down with the lore, LOTR DVD Extras Edition. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #Elijahcansleepanywhere @alexanderward.bsky.social

Lieutenant Worf from the Starship Enterprise standing next to a portal to City Hall at Nathan Phillips Square in Toronto.

Yours is so good! I looked for a gif of this but struck out.

@sarahdbunting.bsky.social *gently hands Bo over* Take good care of him, ok? *sniffle*

Fun! See you in Toronto!

Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear. Text reads: Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are. Big Dweebs Walking Nutsacks LOSERS Turd-eating Bitch Boys Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

Gislebertus Dream of the Magi 1120-30 Stone Cathedral of Saint-Lazare, Autun "Master Gislebertus was one of the greatest sculptors of the Middle Ages, who inscribed his name on the tympanum of the main portal of the Sainte-Lazare Cathedral at Autun. The majority of the capitals in the interior of the cathedral are also ascribed to him; most of them are on pilasters and therefore remain firmly connected to the surface. His sculptures are some of the most human, touching works that exist in Romanesque sculpture. The original capitals were removed and are on display in the Musée Rolin near to the Cathedral. The Dream of the Magi, the capital originally on the east side of the north-east crossing pillar, shows the three crowned figures together under a large, round cover. Two of them are still asleep, but the third has already been woken by the movingly gentle touch of the angel who is pointing the star out to him." (WGA)

Three Magi cuddle under a blue blanket as an angel appears in their dream British Library - Royal 1 D X fol-2v

Three kings sleep inside the letter E BnF Latin 7586; Isidorus Hispalensis, Etymologiarum libri XX; 11th century; France; f.45r (Bibliothèque nationale de France)

The Dream of the Magi, from the Queen Mary Psalter, England, 1310-20. (British Library)

It's Epiphany, which means it's time for Cuddling Kings in Medieval art

Gowan - A Criminal Mind (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Gowan

youtu.be/qeFm-rM51K4?...

Gowan | (You're A) Strange Animal | 1985 | Music Video 4K YouTube video by Cloudbuster

I always loved Gowan's videos (though I suspect being Canadian they didn't appear on MTV often.) youtu.be/pJMKXgrJDnc?...

I do not like your AI slop
I do not like it, make it stop

I do not want an AI house
I do not want an AI mouse
No AI box. No AI fox—
That AI slop can go kick rocks

I would not AI here or there
I would not AI anywhere
No AI car, no AI czar

Your AI slop is killing trees
I do not like it, let me be!

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

You did not! But now you must!

Michael Palin, London, 8pm Saturday...

Saw this at St George station today. #BlueJays #PeteWalker

Whatever the MLB has done to make the umpires more audible, I don't like it. #BlueJays

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

My eyeball is twitching. Please #BlueJays do something to win so I can go to bed

'Temp!'

I can hardly believe it. Deep Left Field Episode 300 will be one for the AGES.