OneRepublic? More like OneDemocrat

as they say in German: nein, nein, nein

What would be the dynamics if DINO Mahan drops out

Why are you giving money to help house immigrants when you could be donating it to the people molly totally swears are legit

Ah crap I’ll have to make that after work today now won’t I

Michigan alumni donating $100K to charity instead of using that money to buy a center (complimentary)

Gary is embarrassing his cousins Adrian and Aidan

As an engineer I can confirm that Gary is being a dipshit

Presumably those questions would have been already answered by the shirts.

I’m so upset that no Canadian schools are in this year because I was planning to donate to Nunavut Arctic College and UPEI to fill in @andrew.mcguiregis.com ‘s maps

What if we took Meta’s smart glasses, which everyone hates, and made them fuglier

I didn't read the FAQ in advance and now I have to decide which school deserves my Charity Bowl donation now that Alaska is not available

The Michigan line went down last year thanks to donations being diverted to PTKU, right?

google map that says: Kroger Still the Thickest & Creamiest

???

The Purkish government requests you spell it Pürkiyepile

let's make a cultural value judgment: palantir are a bunch of execrable fascist shitheads and their ideas go against the basis of every civilized country on earth, from which they should be extirpated like the intellectual cancer they are

Me, opening this app

Me, watching Pete Hegseth run the “Department of War”:

We regret to inform you the duck is racist

Casademont 66, Spar Girona 63 as the clock hits 0.0, the ball is bouncing away from the basket, and Carla has fallen down again

where else would she be when the clock hits 0.0 but down on the floor after going all out

Beto's holding Liverpool down and making their calves cramp

At five apples tall, she towers over the Smurfs, who are a mere three apples tall

The really interesting thing here, to me, is what this means to Michigan's Law Of Conservation of Vibes. We needed news to counteract "regent embroiled in embarrassing scandal" and the LCV chose disappointing bad news. This indicates that a regent embarrassing himself leads to good vibes.

crimes

Why are there two Space Needles

Huffpost headline: 6 Phrases Adult Children Want To Hear From Their Parents

“I’ve stopped watching Fox News”

The worst use of AI is what ChatGPT uses in its ad campaign, where you ask it a one-line question and it spits out a whole essay that may or may not have any connection to reality. ChatGPT is the corkscrew.

If it's trying to help you talk to the computer, it generally works OK. If it's trying to get the computer to do the talking for you, it's always terrible. Bosses almost always try to do the second thing

The other day I made a Google Slide and the images weren't even, so I tried using the AI to align them. Google's shitty AI product decided to design a whole new slide. Waste of time.

I used a coding assistant to update a script I'd previously written for a new scenario. That actually worked great.

The four stage spongebob meme. 1. Your understanding 2. That Mr. Acker does not deny this 3. Is not correct 4. Or incorrect