Yeah, for no reason I could distinguish, he pulled his shorts down a good bit when he was resettling his shirt

lol at thorington looking like Batman up there

That was a strikers goal too

Apparently they are gonna do this regularly?🤷‍♂️

It’s starting to feel like a supernatural problem that Jesus can’t put any pace on a shot. Did he wish on a monkey paw to get more assists or something?

I don’t think he’s even dressed. But Hawkins is on the bench

Ok fine 4th

Ok why the fuck is Cristian playing center back to finish is 5th 90 in two weeks and Stu Hawkins is on the bench?!?

This is a weird look….

Does Cristian have a new baby or are we just finding out he’s got a second one on the way?

How are Cristian’s two shit worth less than 2 xg? Point blank shots like that?

Based on his celly, maybe Cristian is working on this?

I would really love if they showed us the field when the ball is in play

They need to break the bat again

They didn’t give up any goals in that formation…

I just loved watching the second half tonight. If they can play like that regularly in the rest of the season, I’ll take this. If we don’t see that again any time soon, then I’ll be sad/mad

Crashes out?

O also fuck the refs that was a handball

Lots and lots and lots of feelings

So glad to see Seattle play to their potential for a half. So sad they played to far below they in the other 3

This is soccer tho

6!?!?? Should be 16!

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOO

Being in the vicinity of a man as virile as rothrock causes Tigres players to faint, needing smelling salts

Still my man

Rusnak a line back has been really nice…

I can’t read all the nuance in these but I’m sure each one is interesting and funny

I WANT TO FEEL THIS WAY FOREVER

Fox showed a pretty clear handball on Rusnák shot

WE CAN STILL DO THS

This is he most fun, most exciting game of soccer the sounders have played since leagues cup final last year

And that was wa handball

Schmetz clicking the FUCK out of that pen