as a dev of a game that doesn't have a fishing minigame... yes i agree *bursts into tears*

lmao @ choice of headlne quote

Sasquatch inside a rock, above a puddle of piss. caption reads 'woke up in a rock, had to erode my way out'

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Felted and plushy creations of Faye + Briff from deathbulge battle of the bands, the best game in the world.

Felted Faye (by @6knifes.bsky.social) now has a squeaky friend, courtesy of @smellen.bsky.social, thanks so much for this!! What a lovely gift. Glad he managed to get here in one piece.

i don't know the EXACT numbes but based on this comic alone there is a 100% solve rate

fun fact: as a result of the "get drawn as a fart" shirt, one of the kickstarter backers for the game opted to be portrayed as a fart for their in-game NPC. (also yes i was subtly referencing spyro here)

decade-old comic in which a detective unit turns to relatable comics to help solve a crime

this comic is now a DECADE OLD 🎉

lmao i wish

whoever it is, they'd better make sure to say "that's a great question" at least once during the interview or sean's gonna go fucking mental

i have got one ass total, as is typical of the human body 🧐

slot machine roguelikes, coin pusher roguelikes, it's only a matter of time before there's a roguelike where you gotta cut into the string enough times to drop the massive plushie, where every powerup raises the chance of a successful cut by 0.01%, and the plushie can sometimes summon extra string

ffs why did these have to be alphabetically next to each other

600 PAGES???

ngl i think i fucked up a bit with this one cause my april fools jokes are usually deliberately objectively terrible ideas so that there's no disappointment caused, but this one's actually got appeal. i mainly just wanted to draw some cover art, it's been a while, i miss it.

PINK HOT AND STEAMY cover for a hypothetical erotic graphic novel called BUS LUST featuring two characters from Deathbulge: Battle of the Bands (april fools obv, 600 pages come on now)

i've also been secretly working on a saucy tome to supplement the deathbulge: battle of the bands experience

that was definitely the only april fools gag i will be doing today *giggle* i came up with two fun ideas and definitely didn't do both of them *snort*

to keep up with the times, deathbulge comics now feature reactions

this comic recently turned 8 years old, let's hear it for e-mails

kneepads for power prayer

consequences

the ships from FF9 and FF6 come to mind

when a game dev doesn't supplement their "numbers go up" mechanics with a story/characters/world to explore

one of the first attempts at an RPG mockup from ~2015 that I ended up repurposing to promote a book sale. (i have no idea why the running animation is better than the one in the actual bloody game).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEFFFFFFFF

gonna be honest i have no idea what that means but YES, ABSOLUTELY

deathbulge is 62% off in the steam spring sale march 19th-26th

i've bought BREAD more expensive than this, and that bread didn't even offer 20 hours of playtime

black and white drawing of a toilet goer mastering the art of no-hands pissing in order to comfortably use phone with both hands, it's all in the lean

fanart of something i saw last night

Iris, the wrestler mum character from Deathbulge: Battle of the Bands, darting through the air towards the camera pointing whilst stating "IT'S MOTHER'S DAY, COUGH UP THE CARD!".