a woman says what kind of mother in front of a meangirls poster ALT: a woman says what kind of mother in front of a meangirls poster

Offering me a harness?

ariana grande is wearing a choker and sunglasses and holding a cotton candy . ALT: ariana grande is wearing a choker and sunglasses and holding a cotton candy .

Slightly overdone the EDT this morning because the bottle was nearly empty, so I apologise in advance as I’m sure half of Manchester City centre will smell me if the wind picks up.. 😓😩🫣😂

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Nothing like burning a lovely scented candle for a few hours to then blow it out before bedtime & it smoke the hell out of the room.. 😩😓😅

Has anyone got a Labrador I can borrow? The opticians has phoned to say I’m overdue my contact lens check & therefore they’re cancelling my lens subscription until I book in.. I’d just love to make an entrance to prove their pettiness.. 😏😒

Watched the video last night, came into the office this morning & ‘4 Minute Warning’ playing over the sound system - now believe Olympia is making bogus office playlists as a side hustle, given that no other being (not even Mark Owen himself) remembers that song 😅😂

What a beautiful morning to go sit in the office & watch the clock until it’s time to leave said office.. 🥲☀️✨

a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ? ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?

Just watched someone stood dropping all of their litter at their feet… whilst leaning against an empty bin. I honestly cannot comprehend people in this city it gives me a migraine.

Well after being at my desk since 06.30 & working up until 5 with no break (to reach a critical deadline) I was informed on its completion that it wouldn’t be being issued due to other factors.. I’m sure it will come to nobody’s surprise now hysterical this news has left me 😩🫩 but it’s the weekend!!

Jessie Ware’s new album is reminiscent of Jessie Ware’s old album 🥲😅 (not a criticism 😂)

Last night I dreamt a colleague brought their newborn baby into the office to visit people & that this newborn baby had excessive body hair (which nobody else seemed to take notice of) & I was giving this werewolf infant to hold & it freaked me out so much I placed it on the floor like a Sim.. 😩😓😅

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Every day my alarm for work is set even earlier than the last.. horrible horrible week☹️😮‍💨😔

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Shouldn’t be so thirsty on a Wednesday 😅

Not the mods labelling the cover too saucy 😓😩😅

As someone who was (& still likely is) a good driver, yet never managed to pass a practical test, it doesn’t half fill me with disdain when I see people trying to drive in a bus lane on the wrong side of the bastard road & thinking someone deemed them fit to drive..

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Having a dream & following that up with a dream telling people of said dream is truly some Inception shit 😵‍💫😓😅

Sunday Scaries doesn’t even come close to how I’m feeling about this week ahead 😓🫩😩☹️

I have very similar (but they did come in a set & I got the additional bits).. maybe mine is a cheap rip off 😅

Another spot of guerrilla gardening in the communal area.. 👨🏼‍🌾🥲🌸

In bed by 9pm on a Friday. What a truly grizzly week it has been (& next week is going to be worse (& 5 day’s of it!)) 😓🫩😮‍💨

Love both but what I love most about IDM is forming a very strong opinion on a design for her to say completely the opposite opinion each & every time 😓😅

I bought 6 bags yesterday 🫣😓😅 (not all for me!) - honestly the choke hold they have

Don’t make me post the Theresa May “how much more can she take?” meme.. 🫩😓😩

Too soon in the year for such shenanigans 😓😩 I remember years back when I was lodging I woke up to find 3 in the room, I opened the window to shoo them out & 2 more came in 😭😭😭😭 turns out there was a nest in the eaves 🤢😓

Menty B imminent the way this week is going but I’ve had a long overdue trim so silver linings & all that.. 💈💇🏼‍♂️✨

I’m going out for lunch with a work mate to decompress ☺️

Could not be any more stressed in work this morning, I am at the point of physically shaking at my desk whilst trying to deal with everything all at once - absolute pandemonium 🫩😭

Honestly I hope both of their deaths are incredibly slow, inhumane, thoroughly degrading & most of all televised.. 🚮

“Okay, so you didn’t start WWIII..”