A screenshot of a white-on-black terminal depicting a 19x19 go board in ascii graphics, with empty grid intersections as periods, and black and white as Os and #s

It’s absolutely incredible that one of the largest Japanese-run Go servers, which has been running since 1992, is still accessed entirely via Telnet. And while most players use GUI clients that use Telnet under the hood, you can still connect manually and get ASCII graphics streamed to you

you're just jealous that our captor said im by far the funniest and handsomest hostage

hey, just so you know, if i ever stop talking mid sentence and seem to zone out before coming back seeming confused, it's because my soul was temporarily dr mario. yeah it's a common problem for a lot of autistic people

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

metal gear solid 2 fatman with the text: ladies, it's officially big boy season, get you one

a baritone sax is a kind of sonic weapon. for doing good and just blows

trans day of an old man at mcdonalds saying within your earshot as you walk by that you have “ … nice tits, though … ”

outside the same clinic in an immaculate pinstripe suit selling extended warranties

you should only say this to your enemys though fyi. because it’s rude a little bit

one of my favorite new phrases to reply to basically anyone other than tgirls when somebody says some shit is “thats great man” it’s so widely applicable

this is such a funny fucking thing to say im gonna cry dude

Three young men reenact the allegory

Three young men reenact the allegory

me right after i pick up a floppy diskette with an executable program on it

Yes, he's dead. You killed him, remember?

they call it Halo Reach because when you see it on store shelves you rotate 360 degrees and reach for it

like. there is Something Wrong With Me get it through your head and stop acting like it’s a weird huge deal every time it comes up

one of my least favorite things as a memory problems girl is when something that happened like a month ago comes up and i don’t remember it and someone is like “girl you were there with me!!” yuuuup and it didn’t make me remember it any better & acting shocked about that also won’t

a screenshot of a google result page. it says “People also search for: A white ball would shoot up and say dic ending.” the word ending is in bold text.

jamiroquai playing mos eisley tonight singing to us about seven days in djunn i’suune

an extreme closeup of a cat’s head. it is taken with a phone’s ultrawide angle lens so that the entire head is in frame but the proportions are distorted. the snout, closest to the camera, is enlarged. the cat is light orange and is seen from slightly below.

I’ve traveled far to ask him to grant me his boon during my dangerous quest

a fried egg is sitting on the end of a railroad tie. it is fried over easy and its yolk has been pierced a bit, with a small amount of yolk dripped about nearby. most of the egg is on top of the railroad tie, but a bit of the thin white of the egg flops over one edge in the foreground. the background is a blurry light gray, due to recently fallen snow coating the ground.

A fried egg sits atop a bed of grass. the over-easy egg’s yolk has been broken and drips out of the center down the front of the egg white and into the grass. the grass is dry and pressed down due to heavy snowfall which has only recently melted, though its blades are a mixture of green and pale brown. scattered nearby are a few brown leaves.

how it’s feeling

you know what they say. can’t make a sandwich without getting a little blood in it

getting better at dental hygiene means sometimes you bleed a little but in that way it’s not so different from getting better at other things like painting a still life or driving a car, where you also bleed a little at first

was watching an anime today and the sub translated a line precisely as “truth is, the game was rigged in the start.” reddit gold seeking behavior

bakers were perhaps the first to say fuck 12

Can you imagine being the one guy who doesn't have a hole at the Arigama fault

the poster is holding a CD jewel case. It’s an audio cd titled JAZZ LOON, with the title in big capitals across the top. below that is a photo of a loon facing to the side, with mouth open. The design is wrapped by a thin red line border and a logo near the bottom right indicates the disc was published by northsound.

a delightful find at the thrift today by @grack1e.bsky.social

a view looking down at the top of a marble-style kitchen table. On top of the table, directly on its surface, are two green jello jigglers

the five year old i babysit was like “do you want some jigglers” and shortly thereafter i walk into the kitchen to see this