Nobody I’ve met irl has any idea wtf Um Jammer Lammy is despite the game being the inarguable pinnacle of interactive media so I have to turn to you, my phone friends, for validation. Sometimes they’ll have heard of Parappa but they do not seem the appropriate amount of excited that there’s a sequel

Selfie you can just see my hat. It’s a dark blue baseball cap with a graphic on the front of the band Milkcan from Um Jammer Lammy rocking out

My long drought of fitted baseball caps is finally over, no more settling for straps (until I lose this hat and can’t find another good fitted one)
The graphic is like twice as large as it looked on the website but it still looks good.

I still quote “uhhhh I’m not an alien!” whenever I see a poorly disguised alien

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
[…]
03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

This is the poster to the remake of that movie where will smith fights young will smith

Zoe Kravitz playing both roles and I’m in

I finally finished skyward sword and can once again brag I’ve beaten all the Zeldas so I get to be real extra annoying when the movie comes out next year

Maybe this is a manic episode but I’m suddenly convinced this is a good idea, nobody steal it. Or please do, I have no follow through.

Did you love Harry Potter and assume there was literally no way the author could piss away the near infinite amount of international goodwill they’d accumulated? And decided to immortalize that confidence permanently and prominently on your body’s skin? We can help!

I think I’m going to start a nonprofit Harry Potter tattoo removal fund. I have a small one and pricing it out it’s like 5 to 600 total for all the laser removal sessions. People dumb enough to have gotten a Harry Potter tattoo don’t have that kind of money laying around

Avowed came out on ps5 a couple months ago?? How have I not heard about this???

As a life coach, the thing I tell my clients over and over: you’re not getting your money back.

*Stomp

I’m starting to think maybe this administration isn’t on the up and up :(

If we’re not getting muppets knives out then this will absolutely do

Also my therapist is legitimately amazing I just thought this would sound funny out of context

Anyway I’m cured

I said something in therapy today and my therapist asked if it was a Taylor swift reference and I said I don’t think so and then we watched a 5 minute long Taylor swift music video featuring Mike birbiglia and the waitress from always sunny and another comedy guy that looked familiar

And he means PDQ mister!!

People are unironically saying this over on Twitter though so I kind of get if there’s confusion 🙄 I dream to live to see the day where what should be an obviously sarcastic joke isn’t indistinguishable from a post by a sincere dumbass

I liked it!

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

The deepfake mark hamill from the mandalorian probably posted that

Steplicants

I can’t trust anything this person says, Princess Adora is NOT anime

We have a restaurant chain called Romeo’s around here one of their signatures is a sancho which is unseasoned ground beef, refried beans, n shredded lettuce wrapped in a tortilla with velveeta melted on, presumably all cooked in the microwave. Anyway, it’s the most delicious thing I’ve ever eaten.

My gut says yes

“I’m on my way to earth pretty crazy huh!?”

Thank you, I’ve been saying this for years and nobody is ready for this convo

It’s playing in the Lincoln Nebraska childrens museum right now, what does this all mean