nice heights bro, be a real shame if someone… wuthered them

The History Channel loves to be like “did Hitler store 10 billion dollars Nazi gold in this Pennsylvania house?” and answer that question as demonstrably “no of course not” and then make 18 seasons of “Pennsylvania Hitler House”

the vassal states of the famously non-colonialist soviet union might beg to differ.

one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing

This moment really is a kind of monkey's paw in which the absolute dumbest folks on both the far-right and far-left suddenly get what they want.

And we're all going to have to live with the consequences, because they wanted extremely stupid things.

The people of Minnesota are sending their tax money to the federal government and in turn the federal government has cut them off from funding and sent armed goons to terrorize their cities. I'm not sure what else to call this

A camel stands, strapped to the bed of a white pickup truck on a highway.

I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel while I’m driving.

Outlook for the new year ...

it is extremely funny that RFK both does not believe in the germ theory of disease and is a lab leak truther

you get into warhammer and you find yourself saying stuff like: "oh those are the blood angels. theyre kind of vampire-coded because they have a 'blood curse.' their primarch is named 'sanguinius'" and you start to die of embarrament about liking this and then you remember "count dooku"

you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse

“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”

Who needs enemies when our friends presume we can simply compel our enemies to good action but we just don’t want to?

a) "China" as a single national polity is an extremely recent concept
b) China spent the first half of the 20th century not even slightly unified, with a prominent warlord period followed by a prominent civil war and Japanese invasion
c) how do you think the PRC unified China?

gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire

“Water shortages are already threatening lives all over the planet, from the Middle East and North Africa to South Asia and right here in the American Southwest.”

… right here in the American southwest... in… Manhattan???

thanks to @estupi.do for pointing this out lol

soul khan @soulkhan X.com i think someone who talks this way about prison should have to spend a month inside of one every time they make these confident statements. so many of these dipshits just don't understand how cruel incarceration in america can be. sam @sam_d_1995.11h this shouldn't be a hot take but I think that the guy who stole copper out of the subway and fucked up millions of commutes should go to prison for a long long time x.com/gothamist/stat... 8:21 PM • 11/22/25 • 845 Views 1 セ1 14 贝 billiam @PepsiManAgain • 3h These guys love to posture as the real progressives then champ at the bit to subject someone to years of torment for what is a minor inconvenience

weird Twitter leftists be like

repeatedly stripping copper wiring from the subway, causing delays for millions of people and risking a derailment? not a big deal

calling for the person who stripped copper to go to jail? a month in prison for you

"It's easier on the app!"

Not my problem. Improve your site.

Tell you what. My teenage years would have been much more peaceful if family members could have used WhatsApp to communicate at home rather than shouting at each other up and down the stairs in our tall, narrow, house.

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths

2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

evergreen

A Zoom meeting screen with several participants displayed at the top. Below, a gray cat is sitting at a table, raising one paw as if participating in the meeting. The setting includes a granite tabletop and chairs.

“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?”

“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“

Sharing a bed should be like boxing:
• meet in the middle
• fist-bump
• put in mouthguards
• go to separate corners
• no touching until 1st bell

*RECORD SCRATCH* Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I got myself in this situation-

I was looking at a pic taken from a drone, over my tiny hometown. I realized I could see my childhood home, my church, but also the graves of both grandparents, a few uncles, my dad and my brother. All but one of my fave people in the world now rest in this one small area, in this pic.

At some point, Europeans are going to need to grapple with the fact that they've allowed the United States to be their sineater.

we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help