If you have a bat for personal protection

And you think someone has broken in and you think you may have to use it

Put one of those big condoms on it

So if they try to grab it out of your hand, they get that stinky condom lube on their hands and it grosses them out and they leave

It has a pillow

I have every reason to believe they’re actually 14

It’d be cool if this would upload now

Some defender of the wizard guy.

“Disliking AI is a form of violence”

It’s springtime and the whole internet needs to be shut down and everyone needs to go outside. Now

I’m currently having issues with PCB fab and a quick-turn prototyping service we’re using at work. I’m not sure but it seems almost like the electronic manufacturing supply chain is having a moment.

Why are the beekeepers fighting

Ok I guess a sailors hat instead

A wrestling championship belt, fox tail buttplug, a cowboy hat, a forearm mounted shitposting terminal, a pacifier,

A catcher’s mitt on one hand, a rubber lobster claw on the other, a scuba tank, tap shoes, a plate carrier, bicycle shorts, knee pads, welding goggles, a bolo tie,

All’s well that ends well

Organ doner kebab

I’ve honestly never seen this account so I assume either:

-they blocked me a long time ago
-they don’t exist and this is just some kind of joke that mammal people get that bird people don’t get

I remember buying a new cd once, I listened to it on the way back from the record store or mall, and it was so bad I ejected the cd, snapped it in half and threw it away.

I don’t even remember what it was other than it sucked so bad

Remember the hellish days when an electronic musician would hype up a new album release only for it be:

-two good songs
-two objectively boring or bad songs
-seven songs which are just remixes of the first two

New Boards of Canada

So I guess there’s that

Puberty

There’s also the cross on the back of a donkey

hello

I’d rather smash my dick with a hammer than look that up

Just put him in a ziplock bag with some rice he’ll be fine

Can you imagine what Japan could do with weed if it was legal there?

The opposite of this, where a complete dipshit Artax is floating away like a smoothbrain helium balloon while Atreyu is dangling upside down from the stirrup and losing his goddamn mind

Hey bsky, y'all should hire some PEOPLE who know how to WRITE CODE

There’s a barred owl on my roof and I would post video of it but YOU KNOW

To be frank, cigarettes did more for my social life than social media ever did

VIBE CODING AGAIN

Something is broken right now.

I mean, there always is

but for some reason, right now, something else is broken