The Dumbest man you know is asking Claude what he should have for dinner tonight. 🫪

Now I'm wondering if I may have visited it, looks a little familiar from that time I took two instead of one

Had the same thought!

And get rid of the fake Dem in southern Washington.

Blazers fan and totally agree

this is a food crime they can't do this, citizen's arrest

This feels like the perfect metaphor for 2026.

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Oh hey look, a third option I agree with

We are fucked if this soulless lackey gets in. He will a million percent do whatever the demented pedo asks.

Took lots of selfies to confirm I hate how I look at many exotic angles

Took lots of selfies to confirm I hate how I look at many exotic angles

Nero fiddled, Trump diddled

2026, the year that dared to boldly ask: What if Nero had nukes?

I welcome all the recent and future entrants to the zany game of musical chairs that is finding a software job in 2026. You're gonna love it, I know I am. Hey, where'd all the chairs go?

Tucker and MTG out there doing the Trump apology tour. Boss Vlad is not happy with this version of Trump, clearly.

I have evidence that a small toothpaste company called Aquafresh gains power in the next century and eventually starts a bot war that will likely end humanity. And now (or then) they’ve started sending bots into the past to kill anyone who can prevent it.

Yep! For my purposes, heading the direction I used it, it used to be identical to another bus. Then they made the other bus more frequent and this one end up in a different place.

If you know it you know it, very unique (and fairly recent) route.

Nor Adolf

I use the Brave browser which is basically Chrome with built-in adblocking.

Blazers fan happy to see CJ get a playoff win. #Hawks #Knicks #NBA

i vote to acquit and i haven't even seen the evidence

A message to Sickos abandoning All-American Alcohol for the Latest Fad “420 Day”:

Just because you CANnabis doesn't mean you SHOULDabis.

@theonion.com

I've definitely given squirrels water during heat waves.

He hasn't aged

Unemployed and not suckling on the corrupt government's teet alas.

Whisky keeps me young at heart, although possibly old at face and body

Putin's stooge

Will fly for kibble