I'm Canadian. I'm rooting for you all to have a good time.

Didn't you folks just bailout Argentina?

Some good news in these trying times.

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe

Has there ever been a more insufferable dipshit duo as these two? They're dingus!Laurel and Hardy.

American MSM is losing their minds over PM Carney statement on YouTube where he said: “Canada's U.S. ties have become 'weaknesses' that must be corrected”

Only one problem: This isn’t the first time be has said exactly that. You’re just not paying attention. Get over yourselves and get real.

Cool. My electric mixer stirs faster than my finger

Josh Rogin: “Somebody shorted the oil market today by hundreds of millions of dollars exactly 20 minutes before Trump made his announcement—

If you see that once, it could be a coincidence. But that's happened at least three times, if not more, since the war began — that's a pattern”

I wouldn't be surprised that it turns out to be Barron.

this isn't the first time i've seen the phrase "a complicated" used as a euphemism for the word "no" but it's for sure one of the funniest

I have never been a 9/11 truther but I'm starting to think they were targeting Lutnick specifically.

What an absolute insufferable dangus.

Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?

I hate everything.

So I ordered tacos.

I still hate everything but now I have tacos.

Exactly one year ago today:

Elon shoving all his failed shit into the SpaceX ahead of the IPO: X The Everything App, the Mechahitler CSAM Generator, and now tens of thousands of unsellable Cybertrucks

Wall Street figures a bag of shit this big must be worth nearly $2 trillion

Call of Duty movie promotional still announcing release date: 6-30-28.

And now we know the exact date on which Battleship will no longer be the stupidest IP adaptation in history.

impeccable

When public services go wrong, people don't always know who to blame, but they *definitely* notice that something is going wrong, so when public services fail, people stop trusting the state, and that social contract starts to fray.

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No, the thing that has me *terrified* about AI is that when it craters and takes the economy with it, that we will respond the same way we have during every financial crisis of the 21st century: with austerity, and austerity breeds *fascism*.

9/

A line of Nazis at the Nuremburg rally, throwing Nazi salutes. Their backs are to us. Facing them is a hand-tinted group of child laborers from the early 20th century, squinting suspiciously at them.

I'm worried about AI psychosis. Specifically, I'm worried about the psychosis that makes our "capital allocators" spend *$1.4T* on the money-losingest technology in the history of the human race.

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AI Use Appears to Have a "Boiling Frog" Effect on Human Cognition, New Study Warns A new study claims to offer the first causal link between AI dependency and cognitive erosion. Researchers warn of long-term implications.

NEW: A new pre-print study offers the first causal evidence that outsourcing reasoning tasks to AI can rapidly erode users' independent performance AND their will to persist despite difficulty.

"People’s persistence drops... they’re also not willing to try without AI.”

futurism.com/artificial-i...

I might be a tad pissed about this nonsense.

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

Thanks Paul! You do the lawd's work!

...facilities all while spouting empty words that they'll like clock-work forget within the next few years if it even makes it that long.

I'm the same age as Moe and we were taught no such thing. I hate to flog the beaded pony but his "dealing" was becoming an alcoholic and eventually killing someone drunk driving. It's mind blowing to me that they'll (once again) throw money on ads and building (inevitably understaffed) new...

Lol

There's no greater sign of the iron grip that "both sides" framing has on American journalists than the repeated descriptions of the unhinged tantrum Trump is throwing over the pope's anodyne statements on Catholic doctrine as a "feud" or a "fight" or anything else that implies they're both to blame