After the sacking of Liam Rosenior, history tells us that Chelsea is now the overwhelming favorite to win the Champions League next month.

There are tons of wrestlers who will tell you Kane was "the smartest man in the locker room" during the attitude era and beyond.

That locker room was the dumbest place you've ever seen.

Big Virg with the winner

Have a rival who looks at you the same way Virgil van Dijk glares at opposing fans after he scores a big goal. #EVELIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

Rosenthal 1993
McAllister 2001
Kuyt 2007
Mané 2016
Origi 2018
van Dijk 2026

Last minute winners against Everton.

Virgil van Dijk wheels away to celebrate his dramatic winner v Everton.

6 - Liverpool have now scored six 90th-minute winners against Everton in the Premier League - the most one side has against a single opponent in the competition's history. Bragging.

TFW when you just won your final Merseyside Derby with a 100th-minute goal 👑

Hoping Mamardashvili isn't out long, or else Freddie Woodman will have to channel the Nat Phillips/Rhys Williams underdog energy to secure UCL qualification. #EVELIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

Peak Merseyside Derby. Ref letting things go, multiple players stretchered off, Salah scores, huge amount of injury time, late-late winner for Liverpool. Goddamn right. #EVELIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

VIRGIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!! The captain! The Flying Dutchman! Big Virg certainly wins the first derby on the docks for Liverpool! Get in, Reds! #EVELIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Mo Salah. The first derby goal at The Hill Dickinson. Inevitable.

All-time most league goals for Liverpool v Everton:

13 - Ian Rush
9 - Steven Gerrard
⬆️9 - Mo Salah
8 - Harry Chambers
7 - Dick Forshaw
6 - Jack Parkinson
6 - Jack Balmer
6 - Robbie Fowler
6 - Divock Origi

#LFC

SALAAAAAAAHHHHH! Moments after Ndiaye's goal is chalked off for every Everton outfield player being offside, Gakpo makes up for firing straight at Pickford by setting up Mo with a world-class through pass. Get in, Reds! #EVELIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

Last month in The Onion:

Attaboy, Lucho.

Owned by a nation state
A deflected goal
A free weekend
Some VAR bullshit
Liverpool in a slump season.

Every advantage going. And it took until 18 minutes from the end to settle the tie.

Still love you, Reds.

Six games left to get a to get a top-five finish, the only prize left to salvage from this season. Four of those games are among the toughest on paper for the whole campaign. The run-in starts with the final Merseyside Derby for Mo and Robbo. Onward, Reds! #LIVPAR #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

This quarterfinal tie has been Liverpool's season in a nutshell: when they're getting pushed around, they're lucky not to concede more goals than they do; and when they're an attacking threat, they can't finish and they leak goals at the back. Both frustrating and bleak. #LIVPAR #LFC #UCL #RedSky

The U.S. takeaway from Hungary is that Democrats need to run a guy named John American.

SALAAAAAAAHHH!! The farewell tour continues with a classic deft strike curling just inside the far post. Get in, Reds! #LIVFUL #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

more sports teams should sign players with the team name in their name

RIOOOOOOO! It's a rare spot in the starting XI for Ngumoha, and you love to see him take advantage of it with a class curler to put Liverpool ahead. Get in, Reds! #LIVFUL #LFC #YNWA

Still so weird to see Trent and Lucho in other clubs' kits. #RMABAY #YNWA

Jamal Murray puts up a 50 burger and Jokić finishes one assist shy of a 20-20-20 game. Jeeeeeeez. #DALvsDEN

Go fash lose cash bb

The Cubs locking up PCA for an additional six years is one of the best pieces of business they've done in a while. Love that he's staying at Wrigley for the long haul. #GoCubsGo

On the business side, I'd guess that a deal for Mo is already in place, since LFC would have zero leverage after today's announcement. I have to think he's going to KSA, but maybe there'll be a surprise. #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

Salah leaving has been inevitable since the post-Leicester press scrum in December, but the news still hit me hard today. An icy, sinking feeling similar to when Klopp announced he was leaving. I'll root for Mo wherever he goes. Let's send him out with a second European Cup, lads. #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

Job done, with an 11-minute trio of goals deciding the tie. More flow and control like in the 2nd half and LFC may salvage this season. Mo should've had a hat trick but was still MotM. A chance for redemption against PSG in the quarters. Brighton next. Onward, Reds! #LIVGAL #LFC #YNWA #UCL #RedSky

SALAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! The Egyptian King stamps Liverpool's ticket to the quarterfinals with a vintage curler for his 50th Champions League goal. Get in, Reds! #LIVGAL #LFC #YNWA #UCL #RedSky