I saw a disclaimer in an ebook the other day that said, 'This book is 100% human generated. I'd rather write a story that might have lumpy bits than generate a soulless, passionless, piece of crap." I'm thinking of adding something like that to my next book if I ever get around to writing it.
Posts by Joel Tillman
Iโm sorry, Bird
didnโt get the TC Provost's Student Excellence Award. still flattering to be nominated!
To follow up on this. My voice was absolutely shot at choir rehearsal.
The funny thing is, you could probably get a decent one weekend haul by recutting the Shang-Chi trailer to make it look like Awkwafina is going on a wuxia flavored adventure with Michelle Yeoh and get some of that K Pop Demon Hunters money.
mood.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J02...
Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough
Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-...
I've had a sore throat and so much phlegm the past few days. I'm wondering if it's allergies, but it's probably just the weather changes.
Why can't we all sit in a circle and say nice things about each other?
vibes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=agzM...
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 926: Avoid long descriptions of your characters. No one really cares what the shape of their nose is, or what their jumper is made of, especially when thatโs the first thing your readers are learning about themโฆ
sad.
A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank tellerโs window.
โAre you the branch manager?โ
โYes I am, how can I help you?โ
โI would like two branches, please.โ
โHow would you like that?โ
โTwo big sticks, four little sticks.โ
The worst part of having great gossip is that no one lets you post it
I'm sorry Dave, I really need you to agree to these new terms and conditions.
This game is too powerful.
A cream colored dachshund looking a little sad and under the weather on a fur blanket.
If yโall can spare a positive thought for this boy. Still not doing great so tomorrow we do an ultrasound to see if itโs possibly cancer or ?โฆugh, Iโm a wreck.
White lotus meme these Phillies are trying to murder me
Minecraft.
Twitch.tv/jyggy
Exclusive: Ben Platt & Rachel Zegler Sing 'Next Ten Minutes' from THE LAST FIVE YEARS 25th Anniversary Album
I also got Advil, two vitamin waters, cough drops, and the prescription I actually came for
Yeah, Iโve never quite got over the profound moral injury aspect of watching so many Americans absolutely refuse to even mildly sacrifice to help others during Covid - watching MAGAs somehow become even more evil was radicalizing.
And now the bastards are trying to destroy MRNA research.
A Tolkien style elf toking on a joint.
Have you heard of the High Elves?
I got cute fridge magnets for under two dollars
Rainbow colorful tree shower curtain
Had a real mature conversation with a friend about how fun it is to shop for shower curtains and home decor more broadly