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Posts by Joel Tillman

I saw a disclaimer in an ebook the other day that said, 'This book is 100% human generated. I'd rather write a story that might have lumpy bits than generate a soulless, passionless, piece of crap." I'm thinking of adding something like that to my next book if I ever get around to writing it.

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Iโ€™m sorry, Bird

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didnโ€™t get the TC Provost's Student Excellence Award. still flattering to be nominated!

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To follow up on this. My voice was absolutely shot at choir rehearsal.

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The funny thing is, you could probably get a decent one weekend haul by recutting the Shang-Chi trailer to make it look like Awkwafina is going on a wuxia flavored adventure with Michelle Yeoh and get some of that K Pop Demon Hunters money.

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I Can Do Better Than That
I Can Do Better Than That YouTube video by Anna Kendrick - Topic

mood.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J02...

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John Ternus named as Apple chief executive to replace Tim Cook Ternus will take over running the technology giant in September as Cook steps up to become executive chairman.

New era as Apple names new boss to replace Tim Cook after 15 years www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-...

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I've had a sore throat and so much phlegm the past few days. I'm wondering if it's allergies, but it's probably just the weather changes.

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Why can't we all sit in a circle and say nice things about each other?

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Rescue You
Rescue You YouTube video by degrassi

vibes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=agzM...

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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 926: Avoid long descriptions of your characters. No one really cares what the shape of their nose is, or what their jumper is made of, especially when thatโ€™s the first thing your readers are learning about themโ€ฆ

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sad.

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A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank tellerโ€™s window.

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank tellerโ€™s window.

โ€œAre you the branch manager?โ€
โ€œYes I am, how can I help you?โ€
โ€œI would like two branches, please.โ€
โ€œHow would you like that?โ€
โ€œTwo big sticks, four little sticks.โ€

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The worst part of having great gossip is that no one lets you post it

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I'm sorry Dave, I really need you to agree to these new terms and conditions.

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This game is too powerful.

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A cream colored dachshund looking a little sad and under the weather on a fur blanket.

A cream colored dachshund looking a little sad and under the weather on a fur blanket.

If yโ€™all can spare a positive thought for this boy. Still not doing great so tomorrow we do an ultrasound to see if itโ€™s possibly cancer or ?โ€ฆugh, Iโ€™m a wreck.

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White lotus meme these Phillies are trying to murder me

White lotus meme these Phillies are trying to murder me

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Minecraft.

Twitch.tv/jyggy

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Exclusive: Ben Platt & Rachel Zegler Sing 'Next Ten Minutes' from THE LAST FIVE YEARS 25th Anniversary Album tlantic Records will release the live recording of Tony Award-winner Jason Robert Brownโ€™s THE LAST FIVE YEARS (25th Anniversary Live at the London Palladium), featuring Tony, Grammy, and Emmy Award winner Ben Platt and Golden Globe, NBR, and Olivier winner Rachel Zegler. Listen to a track from the album here.

Exclusive: Ben Platt & Rachel Zegler Sing 'Next Ten Minutes' from THE LAST FIVE YEARS 25th Anniversary Album

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a cartoon of a plant with a pink mouth ALT: a cartoon of a plant with a pink mouth

If Mew transformed into a Shuckle, it would be super competitive ๐Ÿ‘€

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I also got Advil, two vitamin waters, cough drops, and the prescription I actually came for

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Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)

Opening scene

#SciFi #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies

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Yeah, Iโ€™ve never quite got over the profound moral injury aspect of watching so many Americans absolutely refuse to even mildly sacrifice to help others during Covid - watching MAGAs somehow become even more evil was radicalizing.

And now the bastards are trying to destroy MRNA research.

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A Tolkien style elf toking on a joint.

A Tolkien style elf toking on a joint.

Have you heard of the High Elves?

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I got cute fridge magnets for under two dollars

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Rainbow colorful tree shower curtain

Rainbow colorful tree shower curtain

Had a real mature conversation with a friend about how fun it is to shop for shower curtains and home decor more broadly

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