is this real?!

I’m allowed to brag and coattail ride now, my brother and his fiancé (she did all the work, wrote and directed) had a film accepted into Cannes! Classic little brother behavior.

I am yearning!

This is really hard. I went though this with my parents. I hope you’re able to be very gentle with yourself ❤️

I brought you a hotdog

We’ve heard from Lindy West and Lena Dunham, it’s time for Cat Marnell

@jessness.bsky.social @lenaisok.bsky.social

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. when it has gone past i will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only i will remain

Wish I could physically spit on posts that I know are completely AI created.

Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

ICE T @FINALLEVEL I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts.... Weirdo shit. ... Marty Cheese, Katamari @trashcom • Mar 28 Replying to @FINALLEVEL Ice, what is with this FONT?! Love you man but come on, use Impact font.

There are funnier Ice T posts but I always find myself spiritually connected with this one

Trifecta of good words

Me and my friends would’ve looksmaxxed Clavicular with hammers I can tell you that much

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

He was drugmaxxing we’re all too ugly to get it

It’s the third day of class and I have been called on as an expert AND made a secret enemy

Measles has reached a Portland school. Here’s why health officials think they can stop it State health officials say that people who were at Centennial Middle School in early April may have been exposed to the virus.

Hundreds of people who were at Centennial Middle School in Southeast Portland this month may have been exposed to measles, according to state and county public health officials.

My neighbor just announced that her 65th birthday is in ten days. Everyone is invited. It’s starts at 4:20pm, she always starts her birthday at 4:20pm

Here you go 😂

Teaching the children the ancient art of paper mache ☺️

Very unsettling

They did such a good job!

Ladd’s 500, Angine de Poitrine edition

I missed you!!!

Angine de Poitrine costumes! So glad you saw them! Fun day ❤️

Big things happening today in Portland