This is like burning a gurdwara because you think it’s a mosque

Thanks, I guess

Lighting a candle in remembrance for the poor intern who will have to explain discovery to Kash Patel

America is fully alarmed, I assure you

It’s just that the pedo billionaires running things don’t care.

The entire administration has always been a smash and grab

And a BUNCH of farmland

And birth tourism for citizenship rights

China
Russia can’t afford us anymore

China is just going to own us outright at this point

This is why he suddenly has “proof” Trump won in 2020

The “Strait of Iran” has been liberated

Frank Herbert, Dan Brown and Stephen King’s cocaine days

We are in the worst imaginable crossover

We can’t even win the propaganda war…

He’s just getting started

Good

Woe is good but prison would be better

Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction as Trump and the Pope go at each other on socials

It’s like Dan Brown is in the Stephen King cocaine era that brought us shit like Tommyknockers

It’s how you know you’ve finally made it

Lego has the potential to release the funniest set imaginable right now

ICKEA

I don’t care what religion (or none) you believe in

But can you image being so utterly devoid of decency that you don’t even feel shame after being scolded by THE POPE

That’s soulless

It would be so fucking funny if he was excommunicated right before his little book comes out about conversion to Catholicism

I DGAF what the geopolitical consequences are for the US

A manufactured humanitarian crisis isn’t a weapon of the good guys

China should take the oil from Hormuz right over to Cuba and ignore that blockade, too

Tim LaHaye fanfic out there derailing the global economy

Yes, no, no in that order

“ thoroughly enjoyed”

I appreciate that they keep it classy

Same with the people in charge of actual war but Tim LaHaye books

Why can’t they just cosplay or write fanfic?
That’s their degree of legitimacy

China already broke one U.S. blockade this week…..

China is going to use this as an opportunity

And then nothing else

Honestly, when there was no reaction to the Panama Papers I lost hope

💙

That was always going to be the end result

We aren’t going to fire on a Chinese tanker (thank fuck)
How else do you keep a blockade if you’re not willing to fire?